European Pun!
I have Moldova European puns and there is Norway Ukraine diss them, Andorra idiot if you try.
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︎ May 06 2014
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I was wearing a soccer jersey in the bathroom and this guy walks in and asks 'European?'
And I said 'Nope I'm a peein''
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I have a European friend that I play chess with.
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︎ May 23 2020
I have a European friend who I play chess with
... Or as I like to call him, my Czech mate
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︎ May 21 2020
Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
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︎ May 23 2020
If other European countries were to leave the EU
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?
They were Hungary for change!
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︎ May 07 2020
Thereβs a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, βAre you a pole vaulter?β
The man says, βActually, Iβm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?β
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...
"The Czechs in the mail."
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Which country really controls European currency?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Oh those Europeans. Such wit
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︎ Aug 05 2019
βDad, do all European countries drive on the right?β
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
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︎ May 11 2019
Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks βYou want the smoking or non-smoking area?β
βOh we want the hottest girls you gotβ
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︎ Jul 21 2019
my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets
some say he's still hungary to this day
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︎ Aug 29 2019
What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Which Europeans are the best at burping contests?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units
She said she can't do that "foreign height".
I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"
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︎ Aug 25 2019
My Australian friend and I were playing chess while talking about which European country we should travel to
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︎ May 04 2019
If European
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︎ Apr 29 2019
So I was in a hostel playing chess with a European guy when an Aussie comes up and says...
"There's no way you'll win."
"Why?"
"Because he's Czech, mate."
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︎ Apr 24 2019
If you're Hungary for Turkey with Greece, then European.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?
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︎ Jan 13 2019
In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?
It was found in ancient grease.
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︎ May 15 2019
Europeans don't have foot fetishes...
They have meter fetishes.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at the airport customs
They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?
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︎ Dec 16 2018
How do eastern Europeans save while playing video games
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︎ Jan 29 2019
The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.
Itβs not EU, itβs me.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?
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︎ Jul 30 2018
TIL Santa Claus is European..
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︎ Dec 03 2017
What do you call a European Miley Cyrus
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︎ Oct 11 2018
I have an european friend. He was hungry
I told him to go finnish his dinner
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Everyone knows santa is European right?
North Polish to be precise.
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︎ Nov 20 2017
It's too bad that the Spanish were the first Europeans to settle in what is now San Francisco.
It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.
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︎ Feb 08 2018
The European Union is held together by EU rope
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︎ Aug 02 2018
I was Russian to the bathroom but I saw European.
Sorry.
^Also ^^what ^^^are ^^^^you ^^^^^doing ^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^my ^^^^^^^^bathroom???
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︎ Mar 09 2015
My european friend always beats me at chess, I wouldn't bother playing him...
...But he's my Czech mate.
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︎ Jan 05 2018
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he
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keep reading on reddit β‘
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︎ Jan 16 2018
What do you call a European Slinky? Poland Spring...
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︎ Apr 21 2017
So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
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︎ Dec 12 2017
What happened when the last European volcano erupted?
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︎ Jun 03 2017
European?
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︎ Mar 31 2017
Where do European mice have their birthday parties?
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︎ Apr 18 2016
The Schiaparelli Mars Lander exploded on impact with Mars, the European Space Agency announced...
The Lander is now known as Scraparelli.
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︎ Oct 21 2016
What do you call a plant that is cooked too much in a European country?
Swiss charred Swiss chard
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︎ Feb 13 2017
Why don't Europeans like to pay with cash?
Because they have a lot of Czechs
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︎ Jul 03 2016
Touring the "medieval torture and execution" section of an old European castle, when I dropped this one...
"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."
A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.
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︎ Jun 15 2015
I had a heart attack in a European bathroom.
It wasn't major, the doctors say I'll live to see another bidet.
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︎ Apr 06 2016
What do Brits think of European driving?
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︎ Dec 11 2015
What do you call my Eastern European buddy who plays chess?
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︎ Oct 17 2015
What do you call a European Country with the lllaaaadies...?
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︎ Jan 16 2016
Why does everyone always say Europeans are soooooo far ahead of Americans?
They're only ahead of us by about 5-6 hours.
I'll see myself out
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︎ Jun 05 2015
European languages in class
13 year old, trying to be funny: Doesn't "oui, oui" in French mean "I have to go to the bathroom?" (nobody laughs)
Me: sounds like you need to brush up on your "European" languages. (over pronounced you're - a - peein'")
Everybody but the kid laughed. someone had to explain it to him. It was great.
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︎ Jun 13 2014
Why are Eastern Europeans always getting into wrecks on their way to work?
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︎ Mar 28 2015
European? What's the difference between European and Imapean?
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︎ Oct 25 2013
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What was America called before the Europeans arrived?
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