European Pun!
I have Moldova European puns and there is Norway Ukraine diss them, Andorra idiot if you try.
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
I was wearing a soccer jersey in the bathroom and this guy walks in and asks 'European?'
And I said 'Nope I'm a peein''
What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?
I have a European friend that I play chess with.
I have a European friend who I play chess with
... Or as I like to call him, my Czech mate
Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
If other European countries were to leave the EU
Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?
They were Hungary for change!
There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, “Are you a pole vaulter?”
The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”
Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...
"The Czechs in the mail."
Which country really controls European currency?
I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
Oh those Europeans. Such wit
“Dad, do all European countries drive on the right?”
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks “You want the smoking or non-smoking area?”
“Oh we want the hottest girls you got”
my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets
some say he's still hungary to this day
What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?
Which Europeans are the best at burping contests?
A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units
She said she can't do that "foreign height".
I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"
My Australian friend and I were playing chess while talking about which European country we should travel to
So I was in a hostel playing chess with a European guy when an Aussie comes up and says...
"There's no way you'll win."
"Why?"
"Because he's Czech, mate."
If you're Hungary for Turkey with Greece, then European.
What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?
In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?
It was found in ancient grease.
Europeans don't have foot fetishes...
They have meter fetishes.
Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at the airport customs
They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.
What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?
How do eastern Europeans save while playing video games
The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.
The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?
TIL Santa Claus is European..
What do you call a European Miley Cyrus
I have an european friend. He was hungry
I told him to go finnish his dinner
Everyone knows santa is European right?
North Polish to be precise.
It's too bad that the Spanish were the first Europeans to settle in what is now San Francisco.
It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.
The European Union is held together by EU rope
I was Russian to the bathroom but I saw European.
Sorry.
^Also ^^what ^^^are ^^^^you ^^^^^doing ^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^my ^^^^^^^^bathroom???
My european friend always beats me at chess, I wouldn't bother playing him...
...But he's my Czech mate.
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now"
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he
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What do you call a European Slinky? Poland Spring...
So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
What happened when the last European volcano erupted?
Where do European mice have their birthday parties?
The Schiaparelli Mars Lander exploded on impact with Mars, the European Space Agency announced...
The Lander is now known as Scraparelli.
What do you call a plant that is cooked too much in a European country?
Swiss charred Swiss chard
Why don't Europeans like to pay with cash?
Because they have a lot of Czechs
Touring the "medieval torture and execution" section of an old European castle, when I dropped this one...
"The guillotine truly was cutting-edge technology at the time."
A dad within earshot said he appreciated my sharp wit.
I had a heart attack in a European bathroom.
It wasn't major, the doctors say I'll live to see another bidet.
What do Brits think of European driving?
What do you call my Eastern European buddy who plays chess?
What do you call a European Country with the lllaaaadies...?
Why does everyone always say Europeans are soooooo far ahead of Americans?
They're only ahead of us by about 5-6 hours.
I'll see myself out
European languages in class
13 year old, trying to be funny: Doesn't "oui, oui" in French mean "I have to go to the bathroom?" (nobody laughs)
Me: sounds like you need to brush up on your "European" languages. (over pronounced you're - a - peein'")
Everybody but the kid laughed. someone had to explain it to him. It was great.
Why are Eastern Europeans always getting into wrecks on their way to work?
European? What's the difference between European and Imapean?
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
What was America called before the Europeans arrived?
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