European Pun!
I have Moldova European puns and there is Norway Ukraine diss them, Andorra idiot if you try.
What do Europeans eat instead of enchiladas?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
Why did the European win the race?
What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?
“Mom, I’m Hungary”
(Eastern euro joke 7/7)
What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?
Hey, stop using such Bulgar language
(Eastern euro joke 6/7)
Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?
He was Russian to get it done
(Eastern euro joke 2/7)
What do you call 100% white Eastern European?
An Alban-o
(Eastern euro joke 1/7)
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?
I’ll Serb you shortly sir.
(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)
What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?
Czech your privilege
(Eastern euro joke 4/7)
If other European countries were to leave the EU
Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
I have a European friend that I play chess with.
What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?
I have a European friend who I play chess with
... Or as I like to call him, my Czech mate
I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.
I hope it makes us more cultured.
Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...
"The Czechs in the mail."
Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?
They were Hungary for change!
There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, “Are you a pole vaulter?”
The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”
Which country really controls European currency?
I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items
I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.
Oh those Europeans. Such wit
I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.
What unit do European cats use to measure volume?
“Dad, do all European countries drive on the right?”
Dad: Yes, the Brits left.
Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks “You want the smoking or non-smoking area?”
“Oh we want the hottest girls you got”
my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets
some say he's still hungary to this day
What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?
Which Europeans are the best at burping contests?
A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units
She said she can't do that "foreign height".
I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"
My Australian friend and I were playing chess while talking about which European country we should travel to
So I was in a hostel playing chess with a European guy when an Aussie comes up and says...
"There's no way you'll win."
"Why?"
"Because he's Czech, mate."
What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?
If you're Hungary for Turkey with Greece, then European.
In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?
It was found in ancient grease.
Europeans don't have foot fetishes...
They have meter fetishes.
What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?
Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at the airport customs
They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.
The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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