European Pun!

I have Moldova European puns and there is Norway Ukraine diss them, Andorra idiot if you try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/painya
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2014
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What do Europeans eat instead of enchiladas?

25.4 millimeter-iladas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why did the European win the race?

He Finnished first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Physicsboy2018
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What did the Eastern European say when he needed food?

β€œMom, I’m Hungary”

(Eastern euro joke 7/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the Eastern European say to his friend who was swearing a lot?

Hey, stop using such Bulgar language

(Eastern euro joke 6/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why did the Eastern European student fail his test?

He was Russian to get it done

(Eastern euro joke 2/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call 100% white Eastern European?

An Alban-o

(Eastern euro joke 1/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?

Chowlemein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What did the Eastern European waiter say to the customer when he asked where the food was?

I’ll Serb you shortly sir.

(Eastern Euro joke 3/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What did the BLM activist say to the Eastern European?

Czech your privilege

(Eastern euro joke 4/7)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkkiller1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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If other European countries were to leave the EU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toiletpaper007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Help! As a European dad, I don't understand this sub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrow-s
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I have a European friend that I play chess with.

He’s my Czech-mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeblout_72
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?

The Polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoeDownClown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I have a European friend who I play chess with

... Or as I like to call him, my Czech mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubcekD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I got my family this new type of fancy European yogurt.

I hope it makes us more cultured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reepicheep08
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...

"The Czechs in the mail."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Did you hear about the eastern European country that stopped being a democracy?

They were Hungary for change!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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There’s a guy in a European airport, and he sees a man carrying a ten foot metal pole. He asks the guy, β€œAre you a pole vaulter?”

The man says, β€œActually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Which country really controls European currency?

Ger-money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items

I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoS42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Oh those Europeans. Such wit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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I recently made a fluffy, delicious European breakfast entree, but when I finished eating it I had a stomach ache.

It was a Belchin Waffle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawall12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What unit do European cats use to measure volume?

Kitti-liter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackmark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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β€œDad, do all European countries drive on the right?”

Dad: Yes, the Brits left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks β€œYou want the smoking or non-smoking area?”

β€œOh we want the hottest girls you got”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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my great grandfather was a very poor eastern european, starving on the streets

some say he's still hungary to this day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iisowo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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What do you call an eastern European cosmetic?

Nail polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moses1Eye
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Which Europeans are the best at burping contests?

Belgians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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A European woman told me how tall she was in cm. I asked what that was in Imperial units

She said she can't do that "foreign height".

I told her, "No, that's for temperature. Tall is feet and inches!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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My Australian friend and I were playing chess while talking about which European country we should travel to

He said "Czech mate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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So I was in a hostel playing chess with a European guy when an Aussie comes up and says...

"There's no way you'll win."

"Why?"

"Because he's Czech, mate."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caledonius
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What was North America called long before the Europeans arrived?

USB C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gar_gar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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If European

Then I'ma poopin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeothermicLSD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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If you're Hungary for Turkey with Greece, then European.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?

It was found in ancient grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Europeans don't have foot fetishes...

They have meter fetishes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wombat1892
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?

The Mega Drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Mariposa5487
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Three European contrabass players were denied access to USA at the airport customs

They wouldn't let contraband enter the country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plaineman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?

Say EU real fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconformity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValerieCreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkysocks999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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