Do you know what someone says when they have no access to Swedish furniture stores?
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
Did you hear about the Swedish car company that went bust in 2012?
It’s your typical Saab story.
My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...
It seems like a great big Saab story to me.
Swedish people like to add syrup to their espresso.
Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
I was reading a book about Swedish cars.
It was quite the Saab story.
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
Did you know that the ships in the Swedish navy have barcodes on them?
It’s so when they come back they can Scandinavian
They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish.
What do Swedish people put in their coffee?
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?
So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.
I was going to post about how much trouble my Swedish car has been . . .
...but I guess nobody really wants to hear that old Saab story.
Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band
It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.
why did the Swedish racer lose the race
because he couldn't cross the finnish line.
What do you call an angry, yet polite Swedish person?
What did the Swedish hedge say to the other Swedish hedge?
Why does the Swedish navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
Swedish astronomer Andres Celcius died in 1744 at the age of 43.
Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.
If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,
They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'
Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish
During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.
Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.
What do you call a city without a Swedish furniture store?
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes painted on their hulls?
So that when they return to port, the authorities can Scandinavian
Today I found out that the Swedish navy has giant bar codes on the side of their ships,
so when they return they have to Scandinavian.
My son was eating out of a bag of Swedish Fish
On Christmas my aunt gave my son a small box of Swedish fish which he immediately devoured. At the moment he threw the empty box on the coffee table I looked at it with wide eyes and said, "Oh look! Now they're Finnish!" He didn't get it.
[ACTUAL QUOTE] A$AP Rocky was released from Swedish prison today. Donald Trump's tweet in response to his release:
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"
What does the Swedish Chef cook for Sunday lunch?
Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Did you hear about the Swedish national cross-country marathon?
The winner was the first to cross the Finnish line.
The Swedish Armada started painting barcodes on the side of their ships.
That way when they are at port they can Scandinavian.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So when they dock they can Scandinavian
Where did the Swedish cross country race end?
I introduced a friend of mine to Swedish cuisine.
"Mashed potatoes, meatballs. Balls, meet mashed potatoes."
Why do they put barcodes on Swedish battleships?
So when they arrive in port, they can scan da navy in.
The Swedish navy has started putting bar codes on there ships.
That way they can Scandinavian.
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?
A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er
I totaled my swedish car today...
But you don't want to hear my Saab story.
A Swedish woman, two Swedish men and another Swedish woman...
How do you count Swedish musicians?
I like my meatballs sweet, but not too sweet. I like them swedish.
A Swedish man was selling cars...
when a man came by and said the price was insane. The Salesman offered him a second car free with it. The man, baffled, replied with "Well, that sure does Sweden the deal!"
Why don't Swedish people need to worry about security in marine events?
Because they scan the navy in
Why do Swedish ships have barcodes?
So they can scandinavian.
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er.