Why do the Swedish put barcodes on the side of their ships?
What is the name of a Swedish detective?
As we drove past Ikea, my dad began one of his rants “Why do people want Swedish furniture? The fancy closet in my bedroom was built by a good ol’ fashioned local carpenter, none of this foreign import rubbish!” He was surprisingly vocal...
Swedish inventors have created cyborgs which are hard to distinguish from real humans.
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
The Swedish navy have labelled all their vessels with giant barcodes,
So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......
Heard about this famous Swedish DJ once, forgot his name.
Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...
It seems like a great big Saab story to me.
Do you know what someone says when they have no access to Swedish furniture stores?
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
Did you hear about the Swedish car company that went bust in 2012?
It’s your typical Saab story.
Swedish people like to add syrup to their espresso.
I was reading a book about Swedish cars.
It was quite the Saab story.
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
What do Swedish people put in their coffee?
They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish.
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?
So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.
I was going to post about how much trouble my Swedish car has been . . .
...but I guess nobody really wants to hear that old Saab story.
Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band
It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.
What do you call an angry, yet polite Swedish person?
why did the Swedish racer lose the race
because he couldn't cross the finnish line.
What did the Swedish hedge say to the other Swedish hedge?
Swedish astronomer Andres Celcius died in 1744 at the age of 43.
Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.
My son was eating out of a bag of Swedish Fish
On Christmas my aunt gave my son a small box of Swedish fish which he immediately devoured. At the moment he threw the empty box on the coffee table I looked at it with wide eyes and said, "Oh look! Now they're Finnish!" He didn't get it.
What do you call a city without a Swedish furniture store?
If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,
They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'
Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish
During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.
Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.
Why do Swedish war-ships have bar codes on the sides?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes painted on their hulls?
So that when they return to port, the authorities can Scandinavian
The Swedish Armada started painting barcodes on the side of their ships.
That way when they are at port they can Scandinavian.
[ACTUAL QUOTE] A$AP Rocky was released from Swedish prison today. Donald Trump's tweet in response to his release:
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"
Today I found out that the Swedish navy has giant bar codes on the side of their ships,
so when they return they have to Scandinavian.
What does the Swedish Chef cook for Sunday lunch?
Did you hear about the Swedish national cross-country marathon?
The winner was the first to cross the Finnish line.
I introduced a friend of mine to Swedish cuisine.
"Mashed potatoes, meatballs. Balls, meet mashed potatoes."
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er
Why does the Swedish Navy put barcodes on all of their ships?
Why do Swedish ships have barcodes?
So they can scandinavian.
Did you know that the ships in the Swedish navy have barcodes on them?
It’s so when they come back they can Scandinavian
Why does the Swedish navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So when they dock they can Scandinavian
Where did the Swedish cross country race end?
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?
A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
Why do they put barcodes on Swedish battleships?
So when they arrive in port, they can scan da navy in.