Did you hear about the Slovak chess player who finaly found a wife?

She was his czechmate.

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👤︎ u/tekprojekt
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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When I drink, I verbally craft Slovak folk heroes that I can't remember the next morning.

My mouth writes Czechs that my body can't cache.

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📅︎ Jan 21 2017
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They didn't accept checks

My dad sees a sign at a restaurant that says they won't accept checks.

"Oh, good thing we're Slovak."

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👤︎ u/Bread-Dog
📅︎ Aug 15 2013
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My mum said 'See if the cheque is in the post'...

And my dad said 'if it's not, we'll get a Slovak instead'.

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📅︎ Oct 30 2015
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