19 Hilarious Danish Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you know that all Danish Boy Scouts have to get a tattoo?

It's their Denmark.

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👤︎ u/onetwopi

📅︎ Nov 25 2020

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What do danish people call their tattoos?

Denmarks

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👤︎ u/longestyeahboiiyet

📅︎ Dec 05 2020

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Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

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👤︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi

📅︎ Mar 27 2020

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Why do Danish warships have barcodes on the side of them?

So they can Scandinavian!

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👤︎ u/lunaticluna420

📅︎ Aug 03 2019

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Danish.

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👤︎ u/MrKrishnan

📅︎ Apr 14 2019

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How would the world look if it were run by the Danish?

It would be a Pastryarchal Society.

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👤︎ u/Availe

📅︎ Aug 14 2019

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A danish communist pirate tried to steal the deed to my house. I told him and his gang that it was my house and he couldn’t have it.

The pirate said, “No comrade, it’s Aarhus now.”

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku

📅︎ Apr 02 2019

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Where do Danish people live?

The bakery

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👤︎ u/MeropMaggoo

📅︎ Mar 02 2019

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Hey does anyone know how to say my dad's mom in danish?

Honestly I have no clue because it seems farmor confusing than it should be

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👤︎ u/PunkJunky-9549

📅︎ Jan 10 2019

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Why do Danish naval ships have barcodes printed on their sides?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

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👤︎ u/schwongs

📅︎ Aug 14 2018

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I didn't complete the Scadanavian languages course; I did well enough at the beginning in Danish, Swedish, and Norweigian...

...but I just couldn't Finnish.

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👤︎ u/wmcduff

📅︎ Oct 11 2017

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Ever notice how all the best Danish people are dogs?

All the great danes I know have 4 paws and a tail

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👤︎ u/Sargo34

📅︎ Mar 09 2018

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Waiter comes to the table to check if the Danish family is done eating.

Waiter: Are you finished?

Dad: No, we're Danish?

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👤︎ u/FinoVino

📅︎ May 27 2018

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A danish, a cornbread piece, and a croissant plays Dungeons and Dragons

I guess you can say they are roll playing ...

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👤︎ u/aparks1437

📅︎ May 30 2018

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Never flush a danish shoe

You'll clog the toilet

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ Apr 05 2018

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Most common Danish dad joke

Waiter: Are you finnish(ed) Dad: No I'm Danish

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👤︎ u/Gedming

📅︎ Oct 06 2016

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What do you call a stain left in a living room by a Danish person?

A Denmark.

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👤︎ u/Throwawaybadjokes

📅︎ May 31 2016

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My dad just pulled this one of at the restaurant in Italy, (we're Danish)

Waiter comes in with his bad English and asks "Finnish?" My dad replies "no, Danish" and points at us!

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👤︎ u/TMDaniel

📅︎ Dec 03 2013

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Would you like a Danish?

At a function after graduation and the servers were bring around food. Server "would you like a Danish?" "no thank you, but I'll have a swede if they're going" - dad Poor girl didn't miss a beat. "sorry we're out of swedes at the moment"

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👤︎ u/hadonis

📅︎ Dec 19 2014

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