The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns. roto.life/nba-paris-game-…
I read a funny French pun. Laughed so hard I let out a little 'oui'.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine?
How do you know when a French Commander has been using your bathroom?
Answer: When you walk into the bathroom and you see the linoleum blown apart.
I recently placed a bid for a rifle used in the war by a French officer.
It was in good shape having only been dropped twice in surrender.
French fries weren’t cooked in France, so where were they cooked?
They were cooked in Greece.
Why are French snails faster than others?
I have trouble counting past seven in French.
The French have started a program where they torture prisoners
It's called water Bordeaux-ing.
TIL: The French snails are faster than snails found anywhere else in the world.
I made my mother's French sister angry
Me and my french friend were playing roblox when i ended up dying. Later, he sent me a picture of an egg
What do you call a French explosive
You know what the French say
A baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI ‘s head.
The first french fry wasn’t cooked in France...
What do you call a french anime lover?
French swing-dancing flash mob exclaims in dismay at being arrested for disorderly conduct.
In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.
Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.
What do the French do after buying bread?
Classic French Engineering
You don't believe the Canadian president has a French name?
I visited a psychic near a French-German border town. I asked if she could connect with dead people.
She remained silent and wrote out her reply.
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
It might interest you to know that French Fries have never even been made in France.
They've only ever been made in Greece.
What do you call a French man wearing flip flops?
Contrary to popular belief, the first french fry wasn't cooked in France.
What did the French cat say when it wanted to go outside?
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Here’s one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy... etsy.me/3nSI0bo
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
French weed. From @boyfantasyart on Instagram.
why do french people eat snails?
because they don’t like fast food
How does a French lady hold her liquor?
How do the Nintendo workers say yes in French?
What do you call a nintendo console that is french?
French people don’t masturbate
My French shrink gave me a gift...
It has a great Santé Mentale value
French fries weren’t originally cooked in France 🇫🇷
They were cooked in grease
“Well oil be dammed”
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Man goes to his psychiatrist and says, "I keep thinking I'm a French pair of shoes."
Psychiatrist says, "What makes you chasseur?"
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.