Do french puns count?
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︎ May 16 2020
The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I read a funny French pun. Laughed so hard I let out a little 'oui'.
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︎ Jun 02 2018
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine?
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︎ May 25 2021
How do you know when a French Commander has been using your bathroom?
Answer: When you walk into the bathroom and you see the linoleum blown apart.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
I recently placed a bid for a rifle used in the war by a French officer.
It was in good shape having only been dropped twice in surrender.
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︎ May 20 2021
French fries werenβt cooked in France, so where were they cooked?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Why are French snails faster than others?
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︎ May 01 2021
I have trouble counting past seven in French.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
The French have started a program where they torture prisoners
It's called water Bordeaux-ing.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
TIL: The French snails are faster than snails found anywhere else in the world.
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︎ May 28 2021
I made my mother's French sister angry
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︎ May 03 2021
Me and my french friend were playing roblox when i ended up dying. Later, he sent me a picture of an egg
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︎ Jun 09 2021
What do you call a French explosive
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︎ May 26 2021
You know what the French say
A baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass
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︎ May 19 2021
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ May 14 2021
The first french fry wasnβt cooked in France...
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︎ May 03 2021
What do you call a french anime lover?
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︎ May 10 2021
French swing-dancing flash mob exclaims in dismay at being arrested for disorderly conduct.
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︎ May 20 2021
In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.
Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.
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︎ May 21 2021
What do the French do after buying bread?
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︎ May 01 2021
Classic French Engineering
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︎ Apr 30 2021
You don't believe the Canadian president has a French name?
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︎ May 06 2021
I visited a psychic near a French-German border town. I asked if she could connect with dead people.
She remained silent and wrote out her reply.
Oui, ja.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
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︎ Apr 14 2021
It might interest you to know that French Fries have never even been made in France.
They've only ever been made in Greece.
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︎ May 13 2021
What do you call a French man wearing flip flops?
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︎ May 05 2021
Contrary to popular belief, the first french fry wasn't cooked in France.
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︎ May 09 2021
What did the French cat say when it wanted to go outside?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Hereβs one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
etsy.me/3nSI0bo
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︎ May 06 2021
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
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︎ Nov 02 2020
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︎ May 19 2021
French weed. From @boyfantasyart on Instagram.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
why do french people eat snails?
because they donβt like fast food
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︎ Mar 14 2021
How does a French lady hold her liquor?
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︎ May 05 2021
How do the Nintendo workers say yes in French?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What do you call a nintendo console that is french?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
French people donβt masturbate
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︎ May 06 2021
My French shrink gave me a gift...
It has a great SantΓ© Mentale value
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︎ Apr 23 2021
French fries werenβt originally cooked in France π«π·
They were cooked in grease
βWell oil be dammedβ
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︎ Apr 08 2021
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
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︎ May 11 2021
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Man goes to his psychiatrist and says, "I keep thinking I'm a French pair of shoes."
Psychiatrist says, "What makes you chasseur?"
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sΓ."
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Did you know that the first french fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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