Do french puns count?
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The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns. roto.life/nba-paris-game-…
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I read a funny French pun. Laughed so hard I let out a little 'oui'.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conan-doodle
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I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
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When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.

I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?

They were cooked in Greece.

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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
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Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trickshot945
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A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.

He is in a lot of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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Why are French snails faster than American ones?

L’ess cargo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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An American cat named β€˜One-Two-Three’ and a French cat named β€˜Une-Deux-Troi’ are in a swimming race. Why did the American cat win?

Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duzervee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister

It's Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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I wish I could travel to a pleasant city on the French Riviera...

...that would be Nice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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What do you call a French pumpkin on Halloween?

Jacques-o'-lantern

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddameit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14
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What do you call a spinning French fry?

A rotato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordSimius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Do French people play video games?

Oui.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mygfeatsrocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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What do you get when you throw a bomb into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blown-apart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicDeterminant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rj17141
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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My grandmother bought some curved yellow fruit and a French pineapple.

Now nana has a banana and an ananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepWouldBeNice
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I went to a French restaurant and ordered 10 eggs

The waitress said that’s more than en-Ε“uf!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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How do old French men know so much about cheese?

They learn fromage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flanagoon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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How did the French come up with the word for egg?

Someone accidentally dropped one!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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I was taking a tour around a museum the other day looking at portraits of French war heroes.

The tour guide explained, β€œMany of the people in these portraits were wounded in battle. A single musket shot could end in an amputation of an entire limb.”

Among the paintings of great heroes was a painting of several severed ears. I asked, β€œWhat is this painting doing here?”

The tour guide replied, β€œOh! Those are the three musket ears.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/he_who_dared
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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The first French fries weren’t made in France

They where made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThickCactus85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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Accidentally ran over a French seal today .

Phoque .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liddles06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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A man with a Mexican accent is delivering snails to a French restaurant.

He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"

Escargot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyoRobo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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If Mark Wahlberg married into the old French aristocracy...

He’d be Marquis Mark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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Did you hear about the French stately home that fell into disrepair?

It's a chΓ’teau of its former self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dweller88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.

They taught me periscoping techniques.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HouseofKannan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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Where do pirates put the French accent mark cedilla?

Under the sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dz_moneyman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_is_Fontaine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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What did the did the French tree leader say to the other French trees?

We dem bois

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApocalypticCheeto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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Many French guillotine victims had their heads

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Did you know that french fries aren’t actually cooked in France?

They are made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frosty_Noel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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What animal do French women wear to give them support?

Zebra

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I see your one egg is an oeuf joke... (https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/holwt9/why_do_the_french_never_have_two_eggs_for/)

But remember the real reason is because they don't deux-oeuf it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARobertNotABob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveOcelot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I always forget the french word for strawberry

But I eventually remember the fraise

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Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory?

De brie was everywhere!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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How do the French send photos of cats to each other?

They use Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubcekD
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What do you call your French friend?

Je m'a pal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rokiller
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I once thanked a French guy to death.

It was a merci killing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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How does French Super Mario tell his fortune?

L’ouija board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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The First French Fries Weren’t Cooked In France

they were cooked in grease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tayzy-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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What’s a French person’s favourite cereal?

Huit-abix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontHateJustLove
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Whats a French lingerie designer's favourite animal?

Why, zebra, of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ht-18
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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What did one French man say to the other French guy.

I don’t know. I don’t speak French.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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My French cat thinks everything is funny

He always says "Lmao"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjobill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?

Jacques Custodian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bridgeonjames
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Only way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in its heart with a baguette.

But the whole damn process is painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrebrand18
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What do you call it when a pair of tropical birds do a French dance?

A two-toucan can-can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huuhhhh
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Why do French people have only 1 egg for breakfast?

Because in France, 1 egg is enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerKilcline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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My wife told me a French Torte was the hardest thing to bake

Turned out to be a piece of cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the02guy
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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For lifelong French bakers,

existence is pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerBroeckel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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What did the French psychiatrist say to the patient?

Le down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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What do french chicks smoke?

Qui'd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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What sound does a French ambulance make?

Oui oui oui...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aloochap123
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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pardon my french
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Where was the first french fry made?

In Greece!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcidSecs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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What drugs do French people use to get high?

Oui’d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1if
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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I asked a french man if he plays computer games

He said wii

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coppy_68
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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What do French people smoke?

Oui'd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Generic_Ratto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?

Red Croissant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I asked a French man if he played video games

He said wii

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaster27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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What do Russians call a french fry?

...

A spudnick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrambledeggsalad
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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What did the French bulldog call its favorite meal?

Chomps-Elysees

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Why do the French have small breakfasts ?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI β€˜s head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What happens if you gender swap a French douche

They become a douchebaguette

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coccolombo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why did French anarchists not use tea leaves?

Because proper tea is theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oheligud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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What is A French Skeletons Greeting?

BONEjour my friends!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?

It LeBronzed James

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poogart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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When the French bakery owner asked his customer if he wanted to carry his bread or if he wanted a bag, the customer responded...

Baguette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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What do you call a french pig?

Porque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were actually cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I saw a french guy playing with his dog at the beach the other day

He was a frenching beach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Dad: Did you know that french fries aren’t cooked in France?

Son: No

Dad: They are cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_Doez_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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What is the hardest item of clothing for a female French elephant to put on in the morning?

Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatentGeek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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The first French Fry was not fried in France.

It was fried in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosalah99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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The first French Fries weren't actually made in France

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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Being cooped up in the house for so long has led me to attempt new hobbies. As an example, I'm currently studying how to adapt French phrases to describe the situation.

You could say it's my maison d'Γͺtre.

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Where we french fries first cooked

In Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlyKnyfe12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Why aren’t French fries cooked in France?

Because they were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torreador13
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Where were French fries first cooked?

Grease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillakeeKitty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Did you know that the first French Fries were not cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whymustudodat
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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French fries aren't cooked in France

They are cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidmentat
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Where were French fries first cooked?

In Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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When I was a kid, my parents would always say, β€œExcuse my French” after a swear word...

I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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French fries

Did you know that french fries were not made in france. They are actually made in greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0lahiir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemesRFunny2Me
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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