French Food Puns

A list of puns related to "French Food"

I met a French guy at my interpreter-training class, we were having conversation about food. And suddenly he said, I like snails.. Why don't Americans eat snails? I was thinking for a second and replied

Because... maybe they like fast food

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👤︎ u/AzorChiles
📅︎ May 15 2019
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I was thinking about opening up a French baguette style fast food shop.

I think I’ll call it Pain D’Express.

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👤︎ u/dipodomys_man
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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My wife cooked some fancy French slow food for me.

Oh boy she really snailed it.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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