A list of puns related to "Venison"
To this day, venison is deer to me.
After all, it's cooked doe.
Is that a good deal or is it just two deer?
Because she's so deer to me.
It's been an absolute game changer!
They're terms of endeerment
Its a buck off!
That's a bang for my buck
A house cost twenty bucks.
No Idea
What do you call blind venison with no legs
Still No Idea
Is that too dear?
Do you think that's two deer ? my friend got 160 legs for twenty bucks
I was in the pub the other day when a guy told me he's got eight legs of venison in his van,
"How much?" I asked
"£60" he replied
So I said "Don't you think that's a bit dear?"
After all, it's cooked doe.
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