Venison Puns

A list of puns related to "Venison"

Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?

Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.

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👤︎ u/AccomplishedHorror0
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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Why is venison so dear?

Because it is

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👤︎ u/HungryMurry
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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I have a lot of fond memories of cooking venison with my father when I was younger.

To this day, venison is deer to me.

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👤︎ u/ptshoink
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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So I go the butchers and there’s a special on. 8 legs of venison for £50.

Is that a good deal or is it just two deer?

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👤︎ u/CYBERSson
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.

After all, it's cooked doe.

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👤︎ u/KoronaSenpai
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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My girlfriend's pet name is Venison.

Because she's so deer to me.

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👤︎ u/bronsonaroberts
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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My wife calls me Bambi and I call her venison

They're terms of endeerment

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👤︎ u/Dumbleburn
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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I have made the switch from Pheasant to Venison

It's been an absolute game changer!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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OMG the butcher is having a sale on Venison!

Its a buck off!

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👤︎ u/THEcheesewire
📅︎ Jan 22 2015
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Before money people used to trade things like venison.

A house cost twenty bucks.

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👤︎ u/ralph3576
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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I wanted to try venison....

but it's wild dear

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👤︎ u/lineman5
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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I bought hair extensions and paid the barber with venison.

That's a bang for my buck

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👤︎ u/lieutenant_dreampop
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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What do you call blind venison

No Idea

What do you call blind venison with no legs

Still No Idea

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👤︎ u/Banta_Guy
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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What's venison?

No, Venice is in Italy.

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👤︎ u/twin802
📅︎ Oct 29 2016
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Venison is tasty

But its a little deer

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👤︎ u/WazzleZazzle
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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I've just bought 8 legs of venison for $10

Do you think that's two deer ? my friend got 160 legs for twenty bucks

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87
📅︎ Jan 25 2017
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My hunter friend offered me 8 legs of venison for £100....

Is that too dear?

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👤︎ u/CarradinesSon
📅︎ Jan 14 2017
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I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.

After all, it's cooked doe.

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👤︎ u/The_AI_Director93
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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