Mutton Puns

A list of puns related to "Mutton"

I bought the best ever seasoning for my mutton.

It’s the Greatest Of All Thyme

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👤︎ u/incenseandelephants
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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It's been months since I've had a mutton kebab

I just can't seem to find a lamb doner

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👤︎ u/Innovandit
📅︎ May 15 2020
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What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?

Mutton chops.

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👤︎ u/wodaji
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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===Four in one! Deal of a lifetime!===

My dad has trained me in the art of bad puns, and I have put that training to good use. I have four jokes in one post that are guaranteed to knock your socks off! (And maybe kill off a few brain cells)

Onto the jokes!

Lizards are never unprepared, they’ve been ready from the gecko!

How do aliens call each other? SpaceTime!

Student: Can I have a can of mutton? Teacher: I don’t know, can ewe?

What do musicians do when they get angry? Nothing, they keep their composer!

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👤︎ u/Fro-Ro
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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I can't listen to you vegan nonsense right now. ipfs.pics/QmXM2puFnmBTroH…
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👤︎ u/dachewie
📅︎ Oct 25 2015
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What do sheep wear in the winter?

Muttons!

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👤︎ u/fuzzykittenhead
📅︎ Aug 24 2014
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