uplifting content with lame goat pun lol
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︎ May 24 2020
Need more "BAAAAAAAAAD" goat puns I have some but need more because there too funny
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︎ Apr 01 2014
Goat pun (x-post /r/HIMYM)
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︎ May 20 2013
I hate baby goats
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you call a smug goat?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My billy goat used to eat empty cans of adhesive..
But now heβs glue tin free.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
So if GOAT stands for "Greatest of all time" what does HUMAN stand for?
Anything that they don't want to sit or lay down for
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT
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︎ Aug 15 2020
The new Nas album Kingβs Disease may not have been the GOAT
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︎ Aug 24 2020
Why are goats considered an advanced species?
They're always living on the bleating edge.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Would you rather eat a baby goat or a madder baby?
Them: whatβs a madder baby?
Me: Nothing sugar, whatβs a matter with you? π
Sorry if this might be a repost, I didnβt make it up but itβs one of my favorite dad jokes of all time. Itβs really funny when you get someone aggressive whose like βwhat the fucks a madder baby?β
E: added the emoji cuz itβs good to give a sly smirk to finish it off. Also this works MUCH better in person
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Some people eat baby goats!!!
We need to protect the kids!
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︎ May 02 2020
So the Adult Goat Says To His Son:
"Okay kid, you goat-to-go see the other animals on the farm. And I don't wanna see you chicken out about it this time."
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What do you call a goat that sweeps a woman off her feet?
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︎ May 13 2020
What did the other goats say about the baby goat of unwed parents?
"That kid's a baaaaaastard!"
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I mean... I guess whatever floats your goat.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
What do you get when you ask a goat to be a DJ?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
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︎ Mar 15 2020
You wanna know what gets ma goat
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I adopted a goat for my son called Roxanne.
"I wish you'd called me something else," he often says.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Found this on 4chan (one of the rules said it has to be explained, instead of goat should be got)
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Being a goat who jokes a lot I often get different responses.
But I prefer, "Take my upvote and leaf".
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︎ Jan 10 2020
A goat milk company's new slogan: goat milk?
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Do you know why the goat crossed the road?
The chicken was on strike.
My dad just told me this. No one laughed, and he was like, βyou get it?β
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︎ Oct 12 2019
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
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︎ Jul 05 2019
What did the baby goat say to his father?
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︎ Sep 17 2019
What ever floats your goats
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Itβs all goat
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︎ Mar 30 2019
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
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︎ Aug 14 2019
Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, βcan anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?β Johnnyβs hand shot up:
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︎ Aug 01 2019
What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?
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︎ Aug 14 2019
Why did the Billy goat cross the road.
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Goats don't instinctively know, and have to find out for themselves, that if you sleep with a jackass, mule regret it.
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︎ Nov 29 2017
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats.
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︎ Aug 30 2018
What do you get if you inject human DNA into a goat?
Removed from the petting zoo.
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︎ Aug 30 2018
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
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︎ Sep 15 2018
Would you rather be a baby goat or a matter baby!
βWhatβs a matter baby?β
βNothinβ much, whatβs a matter with you honey?β
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Dad: Would you rather kill a goat or a matter baby? Daughter: Whatβs a matter baby?
Dad:Nothing, whatβs the matter with you?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
You know what really gets my goat???
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︎ Jan 09 2020
What do goats eat?
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︎ Aug 09 2019
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