uplifting content with lame goat pun lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memoryisnotRAM
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Need more "BAAAAAAAAAD" goat puns I have some but need more because there too funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoppo999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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Goat pun (x-post /r/HIMYM)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarManta
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2013
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I hate baby goats

Just kidding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What do you call a smug goat?

A gloat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moffitar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My billy goat used to eat empty cans of adhesive..

But now he’s glue tin free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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So if GOAT stands for "Greatest of all time" what does HUMAN stand for?

Anything that they don't want to sit or lay down for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnerphonedotexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT

Just bleat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ternminator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT

But it is GOUT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barefoot-JohnMuir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Why are goats considered an advanced species?

They're always living on the bleating edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid8tive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Would you rather eat a baby goat or a madder baby?

Them: what’s a madder baby?

Me: Nothing sugar, what’s a matter with you? 😏


Sorry if this might be a repost, I didn’t make it up but it’s one of my favorite dad jokes of all time. It’s really funny when you get someone aggressive whose like β€œwhat the fucks a madder baby?”

E: added the emoji cuz it’s good to give a sly smirk to finish it off. Also this works MUCH better in person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DwelveDeeper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Some people eat baby goats!!!

We need to protect the kids!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roktyv
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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So the Adult Goat Says To His Son:

"Okay kid, you goat-to-go see the other animals on the farm. And I don't wanna see you chicken out about it this time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namethatpig
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call a goat that sweeps a woman off her feet?

A Flattering Ram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksniffer666
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What did the other goats say about the baby goat of unwed parents?

"That kid's a baaaaaastard!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I mean... I guess whatever floats your goat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClubTactical
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?

A chupacabro.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phransisco
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you get when you ask a goat to be a DJ?

A sick bleat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What did the papa goat say to the momma goat when she was giving birth? /r/Jokes/comments/fit7gv/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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You wanna know what gets ma goat

El chupacabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingjackal7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I adopted a goat for my son called Roxanne.

"I wish you'd called me something else," he often says.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Found this on 4chan (one of the rules said it has to be explained, instead of goat should be got)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/normalperson4382
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Being a goat who jokes a lot I often get different responses.

But I prefer, "Take my upvote and leaf".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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A goat milk company's new slogan: goat milk?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimgatz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Do you know why the goat crossed the road?

The chicken was on strike.

My dad just told me this. No one laughed, and he was like, β€œyou get it?”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?

Gracias

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJBGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What did the baby goat say to his father?

I kid you not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chubako61
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What ever floats your goats
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Who called it a goat petting zoo...

and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyOnTheStreet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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It’s all goat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akerrigan777
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me

It was a ram-done act of violence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timmy_O-Llugh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, β€œcan anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?” Johnny’s hand shot up:

Ooh ooh Pygmy!! Pygmy!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?

Oh, right. Satires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Internet_Voice
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Why did the Billy goat cross the road.

Eilish I knew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenyacoffee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Goats don't instinctively know, and have to find out for themselves, that if you sleep with a jackass, mule regret it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pnewell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats.

Meh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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What do you get if you inject human DNA into a goat?

Removed from the petting zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaOttsel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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What does a goat call his girlfriend?

Bae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gastro_destiny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Would you rather be a baby goat or a matter baby!

β€œWhat’s a matter baby?”

β€œNothin’ much, what’s a matter with you honey?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juliemariesmith3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Dad: Would you rather kill a goat or a matter baby? Daughter: What’s a matter baby?

Dad:Nothing, what’s the matter with you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jxngles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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You know what really gets my goat???

El Chupacabra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquariusdon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What do goats eat?

Goatmeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOTscorpi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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