uplifting content with lame goat pun lol
Need more "BAAAAAAAAAD" goat puns I have some but need more because there too funny
Goat pun (x-post /r/HIMYM)
What do you call a smug goat?
My billy goat used to eat empty cans of adhesive..
But now he’s glue tin free.
So if GOAT stands for "Greatest of all time" what does HUMAN stand for?
Anything that they don't want to sit or lay down for
I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT
The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT
Why are goats considered an advanced species?
They're always living on the bleating edge.
Would you rather eat a baby goat or a madder baby?
Them: what’s a madder baby?
Me: Nothing sugar, what’s a matter with you? 😏
Sorry if this might be a repost, I didn’t make it up but it’s one of my favorite dad jokes of all time. It’s really funny when you get someone aggressive whose like “what the fucks a madder baby?”
E: added the emoji cuz it’s good to give a sly smirk to finish it off. Also this works MUCH better in person
Would you rather be a baby goat or a matter baby!
“What’s a matter baby?”
“Nothin’ much, what’s a matter with you honey?”
Some people eat baby goats!!!
We need to protect the kids!
So the Adult Goat Says To His Son:
"Okay kid, you goat-to-go see the other animals on the farm. And I don't wanna see you chicken out about it this time."
What do you call a goat that sweeps a woman off her feet?
What did the other goats say about the baby goat of unwed parents?
"That kid's a baaaaaastard!"
I mean... I guess whatever floats your goat.
Dad: Would you rather kill a goat or a matter baby? Daughter: What’s a matter baby?
Dad:Nothing, what’s the matter with you?
What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?
What do you get when you ask a goat to be a DJ?
You wanna know what gets ma goat
I adopted a goat for my son called Roxanne.
"I wish you'd called me something else," he often says.
Found this on 4chan (one of the rules said it has to be explained, instead of goat should be got)
You know what really gets my goat???
Being a goat who jokes a lot I often get different responses.
But I prefer, "Take my upvote and leaf".
A goat milk company's new slogan: goat milk?
Do you know why the goat crossed the road?
The chicken was on strike.
My dad just told me this. No one laughed, and he was like, “you get it?”
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
What ever floats your goats
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, “can anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?” Johnny’s hand shot up:
What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?
Why did the Billy goat cross the road.
Goats don't instinctively know, and have to find out for themselves, that if you sleep with a jackass, mule regret it.
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with goats.
What do you get if you inject human DNA into a goat?
Removed from the petting zoo.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?