A list of puns related to "Gävle goat"
NATURE IS HEALING, REJOICE, SPREAD THE NEWS!
Where does it go? Is it stored or something? Secretly burned? 😂
Yes, we should be donating to charity all the time and getting small enough to pass through the eye of that needle, but we should also have a little bit of fun before our organs get sold to Russia. So, in that spirit--
#Welcome to the 2019 Gävle Goat Death Drive!
If you'd like to get involved, all you have to do is leave a comment or DM me with your chosen side (Save or BURN!). Then, we wait. Whomever is on the losing side (picked BURN! and the goat survives, and vice versa) will be pledged to making a $5 donation to a charity/non-profit. The lucky recipient on the Save side will be Direct Relief, and the BURN! side will benefit the Southern Poverty Law Center. Oh, and as an extra incentive, the sum total of all the $5 donations will be matched. And before you ask, yes, I'm aware of the second goat. If you want to pick a side on that one in addition to the main goat, you are more than welcome--and you are also welcome to bump your potential pledge up to $10. :loki:
If you're on the BURN! side and want to have some extra fun, pick the date on which you think the goat will burn. If you pick the right date, you will win a real, tangible prize. All it will require you to do is provide a real address to which the prize can be mailed, and that will be taken care of in case the goat is reduced to ashes. (Note: there will be no additional prizes for picking the date of the death for the second goat.)
Thank you for joining in, and enjoy the ride!
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