A Sagi-terrorist
I told him we didn't have a son
Because he was putting coal in bad kids stockings before it was cool.
All the evidence matches.
โWe didnโt start the fireโ
"Arson's completely
out of control... wish we had
a daughter instead."
Me: "it's probably ardaughter"
no matter what he's still arson
The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder
The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault
The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs
The Fourth man simply says: Arson
The Second man asks him: What degree was it?
The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish
Dad: Yes we arson.
Arson.
Yes we arson
The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."
Dad: putting arm around his wife, both tearing up Thatโs arson.
Dad: Do you mean arson?
They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".
Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!
I guess you could say its arson
Yes, we arson
It turns out pizzas are very good fire starters for arson.
... he's arson when he burns down buildings.
Arson.
I looked down at him and said โYes we arsonโ
Now iโm really scared of arson
We held each other's hand and said "that's arson"
It's called arson and the people are called witnesses
I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?
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Project Run-a-way
America's Next Top Money Launderer
Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings
Naked & Public Exposure
My Solitary Confinement Life
The Real House-arrest Wives
The Great British Breaking & Entering
So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?
America's Got Theft
Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars
Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car
Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?
Say Yes to the Drugs
Arson Daily
What else do can you think of?!
Yes, we arson.
Yes, we arson.
Yes, we arson
โYes, we arson.โ
Yes, we arson
Yes, we arson.
Yes we arson
โyes we arsonโ
The first time he set fire to a building I said "Yep, that's arson".
โYes, we arson.โ
Yes we arson.
Dad says โYes, we arsonโ
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
Yes, we arson.
Now I'm really scared of arson
"Yes, we arson."
