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Arson Puns

A list of puns related to "Arson"

What do you call someone who commits arson in late November?

A Sagi-terrorist

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👤︎ u/brichouse
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Yes, arson
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👤︎ u/mr-ariyo
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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Arson is stupid
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👤︎ u/gamosapien6969
📅︎ May 17 2020
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Arson
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👤︎ u/Gamergod4now
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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We Arson
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👤︎ u/Bazzassnx
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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The cops told my wife the house fire was definitely arson

I told him we didn't have a son

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👤︎ u/Smithee_McRicktits
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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yes we arson
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👤︎ u/pinguletto
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why was Hipster Santa arrested for arson?

Because he was putting coal in bad kids stockings before it was cool.

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👤︎ u/IdonJuanTatalya
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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Why is it so hard to solve an arson at a stick factory

All the evidence matches.

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👤︎ u/papserk
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Billy Joel and his friends were accused of arson, when they was asked why they did it they defended themselves of not doing it by only saying

“We didn’t start the fire”

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👤︎ u/Datnotguy17
📅︎ May 07 2018
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A fireworks display is nothing but an arson crafts show.
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👤︎ u/jefuchs
📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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Arson

"Arson's completely

out of control... wish we had

a daughter instead."

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👤︎ u/HaikuberryFin
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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Friend: "They don't know if it's arson yet."

Me: "it's probably ardaughter"

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👤︎ u/matt21164
📅︎ Nov 15 2016
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finally got the logic
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👤︎ u/Leaper29th
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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my wife and I found out that our boy was convicted of burning down houses

no matter what he's still arson

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👤︎ u/Ax3-_-
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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4 prisoners are telling each other what they were convicted for

The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder

The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault

The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs

The Fourth man simply says: Arson

The Second man asks him: What degree was it?

The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish

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👤︎ u/InsectNation1
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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Son: Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Dad: Yes we arson.

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👤︎ u/trh1003
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...

Arson.

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👤︎ u/Kinjesus
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Dad are we the ones who burned down the building?

Yes we arson

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👤︎ u/ser_jaime358
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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I love to set things on fire. So does my wife. So does our kid.

The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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A kid lights his house on fire.

Dad: putting arm around his wife, both tearing up That’s arson.

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👤︎ u/iwannaholdyour-ham
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Police: We need to talk to your son about the fire at your neighbor's place

Dad: Do you mean arson?

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👤︎ u/kaushik_220601
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".

They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".

Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!

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👤︎ u/pvtsoab
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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That booty’s on Fire

I guess you could say its arson

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👤︎ u/decoolegastdotzip
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Dad, that man accused you and Mom of being something called pyromaniacs. Is that true?

Yes, we arson

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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I just burned like a thousand calories....

It turns out pizzas are very good fire starters for arson.

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👤︎ u/MrEggsBenedicr
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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He's your son when he makes all As, but...

... he's arson when he burns down buildings.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ May 20 2020
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What do you call your child if he’s a pyromaniac?

Arson.

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👤︎ u/Exqrim
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Today my little boy came up and asked me ‘Dad, are we pyromaniacs?’

I looked down at him and said ‘Yes we arson’

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👤︎ u/Tattedjb
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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My wife told me the kid almost burned the house down

Now i’m really scared of arson

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👤︎ u/Yorak-Hunt
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Today me and my wife caught our son burning down a house

We held each other's hand and said "that's arson"

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👤︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
📅︎ May 03 2019
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People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room

It's called arson and the people are called witnesses

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👤︎ u/StAnger99
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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New TV Show Puns

I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?

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Project Run-a-way

America's Next Top Money Launderer

Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings

Naked & Public Exposure

My Solitary Confinement Life

The Real House-arrest Wives

The Great British Breaking & Entering

So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?

America's Got Theft

Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars

Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car

Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?

Say Yes to the Drugs

Arson Daily

What else do can you think of?!

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👤︎ u/Leash15
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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👤︎ u/dgpx89
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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👤︎ u/coadnamedalex
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Hey dad? Are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson

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👤︎ u/jack__V
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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Son: “Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”

“Yes, we arson.”

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson

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👤︎ u/02K30C1
📅︎ May 24 2020
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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👤︎ u/Conviction666
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes we arson

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👤︎ u/prasaadii
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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“Dad are we pyromaniacs?”

”yes we arson”

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👤︎ u/epicgamerjoshy67
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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I really love setting things on fire, so does my wife and our kid.

The first time he set fire to a building I said "Yep, that's arson".

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👤︎ u/Dezrockkerz
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

“Yes, we arson.”

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👤︎ u/623fer
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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"Dad are we pyromaniacs?"

Yes we arson.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”

Dad says “Yes, we arson”

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👤︎ u/Thorazine222
📅︎ May 25 2019
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Principal: Sorry to call you in, but your son set the school on fire.

Parents: Arson?

Principal: Yes, your son.

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👤︎ u/berniemax
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Dad, are we Pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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👤︎ u/Swaggersouls_2001
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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My wife told me our kid nearly burned down the house....

Now I'm really scared of arson

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

"Yes, we arson."

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👤︎ u/Shanks_87
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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