What do you call a crime, committed by a fruit?
In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence.
Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
Lance Armstrong admitted another crime
Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
If good looks were a crime.....
I'd still be a law abiding citizen.
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
What do you call a crime committed using a Su-57?
Unidentified male charged with two completely different crimes in the produce aisle.
What do we call a crime scene of a crime done by spiders?
Crime in multi storey car parks.
There was a alligator back home known for his crime-solving skills
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
Son: “What crime would I be charged with if I broke into the Capitol and planted a forest?”
Dad: “Well I’m no legal expert, but I suspect there’d be some trees in there.”
If you see a crime at the Apple Store...
Does that make you a an iWitness
What crime fighting duo hangs out at the noodle shop?
What happens after an alligator commits a crime?
A mime is the perfect partner in crime
As the detective examined the crime scene at the carnival he came upon the man working the “Guess your weight” booth. The detective had the man arrested as an accomplice to the criminal.
He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.
Its a good thing sexual innuendos isn't a crime...
I'd definitely be going down.
What happened when the leader of Russia committed a crime?
"Lying on Reddit is a very bad crime"
, said my 2 months old son.
What do you call a bird that has committed a crime?
A man asks a police officer if it’s a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes
Officer: “Yes, that’s assault!”
Man: “I know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”
What crime did a test commit?
It didn't commit a crime, the teacher just told me to turn it in.
Whats the worst crime to occur at a fish market?
We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
The police show up on a crime scene
They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said
“It was a snap decision”
Lawyer - Is it crime to throw salt in someone's eyes?
Judge - Yes, that's assault!
Lawyer - I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
The police officer made me pay up for my crime.
When is it a crime to just lie there?
Schrodinger’s Cat has committed unforgivable crimes.
He is wanted dead and alive.
In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Why is a minnow always the first suspect for a crime?
Because he's always a little fishy
Is it a crime to throw NaCl on someone's eyes?
I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
It’s actually a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone.
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Person: Yes, that's assault.
Me: Yes I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just ransomware.
Crime on multi storey car parks.