How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
What do you call a bird that has committed a crime?
A man asks a police officer if it’s a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes
Officer: “Yes, that’s assault!”
Man: “I know it’s a salt, but is it a crime?”
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
It’s actually a crime to throw sodium chloride at someone.
Is it a crime to throw NaCl on someone's eyes?
I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
The police officer made me pay up for my crime.
When is it a crime to just lie there?
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just ransomware.
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
The police show up on a crime scene
They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said
“It was a snap decision”
Lawyer - Is it crime to throw salt in someone's eyes?
Judge - Yes, that's assault!
Lawyer - I know it's a salt but is it a crime?
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Person: Yes, that's assault.
Me: Yes I know it's a salt, but is it a crime?
prostitution is a thot crime.
inviting several prostitutes to the same party is gathering your thots.
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
In the history of crime literature, which character has been the most effective at getting people out of prison?
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
Crime on multi storey car parks.
Schrodinger’s Cat has committed unforgivable crimes.
He is wanted dead and alive.
An avocado thief was caught committing a crime...
I heard they tried to get away ,but they didn’t av a car doe...
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from living in the sewers and fighting crime?
What does Venom use to commit crimes online?
What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?
Why is a minnow always the first suspect for a crime?
Because he's always a little fishy
What do you call an alligator trying to solve a crime?
I was robbed outside and went in to report the crime. When I walked in, someone asked me what it was like outside.
I said, “it’s a bit muggy.”
If you see a crime at an apple store....
Does that make you an iWitness
What do guns, vaginas, hospitals, and war crimes have in common?
How do Tree crime investigators start their investigation
They go to the ROOT of the problem
I had a dream where I was a wharf accused by the state of committing a crime...
I had a right to trial with a jury of my piers.
Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole
Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.
Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.
What do you call a large reptile that solves crimes?
What do you call a crime committed by a cat?
At crime scenes where they sketch out a body with chalk?
Is that technically a die-agram?
I’ve witnessed a lot of crimes in my life...
.. but stealing someone’s soap really takes the cake.
Why did the train conductor commit a crazy crime?
Because he had a Loco-motive
Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes?
Judge: yes it’s assault
Me: I know it’s a salt but is it a crime though?
Originally posted by u/CurryMuncher13 on r/Jokes
Why can't Batman, even with all his crime fighting, reduce Gotham's crime?
Because his partner is always Robin.
I’m worried my young daughter might have a future in crime. Today, she found a tree branch on the ground...
She immediately raised it above her head and said, “This is a stick up!”
(Credit to my 2.5 year old- inspired by true events)
What type of animal do you need to solve crimes?
I have commited several war crimes in uzbeckistan and am giving myself in for gassing hundreids of civillian houses
What crime did they charge the insomniac with?
What crime did the forest commit?