I work at a beer brewery where we give tours. We can dress up tomorrow and I’m a pirate. What are so beer-related pirate puns? I’m at the end of my plank here.
I know this isn’t entirely relevant to the subreddit, but I’m not sure where else to ask. Can someone think of a pun to combine Christmas and Pirates, ideally one that could be used as a team name?
I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!
A bunch of us are going at pirates for Halloween, need a bunch of pirate puns to pretend I'm clever.
I'm sure other people will benefit from this too!
So, this set were mine, ended up in webcomic form. Also, new dad, so I qualify.
Follow the link in my name below the webcomic if you want to read a very short story I wrote which received the reviews:
>This is the most intricately set up pun I have ever heard.
and
>This is absolutely hilarious. I have to fav this. Seriously, you handled the build-up and reveal perfectly.
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
His arr-sea car
The second hand store.
Crew: I I Captain.
At the y-arrrrrrd sale.
He always got lost at sea!
In the arrrchives, of course!
A rookie!
Jarrrrrrrrrrrrs
Because he is sitting in his deck
The bartender comes to him and says 'you look different now, is anything wrong'
Pirate: 'Oh nothing'
'What about your leg, where did it go'
'I boarded a ship, slipped and it got eaten by a shark'
'What about the hook, where did the hand go'
'I lost it in a heated swordfight'
'Then how did you get the eyepatch'
'I was cleaning the deck and a bird pooped in it'
'That doesn't make any sense, how can you get an eyepatch from a bird pooping in your eye'
'It was my first day with the hook'
Taking away their p
Because they Arrr
... the lute!
Aye Matey!
F.D. Arrrrrrrr!!!
You'd think it's AARRRRR but it really be the C!
One from their family.
Pirates are people too!
Because they refuse arrrrrest
They would rather pirate them
Brrrrr
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
Because they’re all in AR-Kansas.
Land Ho!
Because they always get lost at C.
It’s the Civic Type ARR!
For the vitamin SEA
A buck an ear
Whatever you want, he died of scurvy ages ago
Aye Matey.
