My Halloween costume - Iβm a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Do you know what a buccaneer is?
Too much to pay for corn!
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︎ Sep 08 2019
What is it called if buccaneers leave a 3.14 score on TripAdvisor?
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Where did the captain keep his buccaneers?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
A man was dressed like a pirate for Halloween. Someone asked, βWhere are your buccaneers?β
He replied, βUnder my bucking hat.β
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︎ Nov 26 2018
Where's me Buccaneers?
Under me buckin hat!
Your Talk Like a Pirate Day Special.
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︎ Sep 19 2018
I said to a young pirate, "You look mighty young to be a buccaneer."
But I must have been wrong; he said, "I'm eighty."
(Aye, matey)
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︎ Nov 09 2017
What is a buccaneer?
Me and my father were talking about Pirates.
Me: "What even is a Buccaneer?"
Dad: "You'll find it near your Buccan-Nose"
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︎ Nov 06 2017
Where do pirate captains keep their buccaneers?
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︎ Sep 20 2016
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What disease do old pirates dread most?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Hear about the pirate selling corn?
They said it was a Buccaneer!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Pirates get a special price for corn.
They only pay a buccaneer.
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︎ Feb 16 2020
How much does a pirate charge for ear piercings?
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︎ Feb 01 2018
Why was the pirate angry when he was checking out at the grocery store?
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︎ Sep 23 2019
If a private investigator is called a private eye, what do you call a pirate investigator?
A privateer.
(It's one to hold on to for September 19th!)
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︎ Dec 28 2017
Now I like pirate jokes as much as the next guy
Buccaneer veryone take a moment to think of how lazy they argh?
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︎ May 04 2019
How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?
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︎ Dec 05 2016
A pirate ship pulls into harbour after a long voyage at sea
The captain tells his crew to go out into the town and spend some well earned time off, but to be back at midnight. The crew all go into town and the captain stays in his quarters on the ship.
Midnight comes and the crew still aren't back, so the captain figures they'll all be at the tavern having a drink so he walks in and finds it empty.
The captain approaches the bartender and says "YARR, have ye seen me Buccaneers?" , the bartender turn to him and says "YEAH, they're on the side of your buckin' head under yer buckin' hat!".
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︎ Nov 26 2018
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
How much does a pirate pay for π½
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︎ Sep 04 2020
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
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︎ May 12 2020
How much does pirate corn cost?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
How to pirates pay for corn?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
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︎ Mar 10 2020
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
How much should a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
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︎ Sep 19 2018
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
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︎ May 26 2019
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
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︎ Jun 04 2018
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
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︎ Nov 27 2018
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
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︎ Nov 10 2018
How much does it cost to pierce a pirate's ear?
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︎ Aug 18 2018
How much for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
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︎ Sep 20 2017
How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?
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︎ Oct 10 2017
How much did the pirate charge for his corn?
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︎ Oct 21 2018
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