My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slinkadynk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Do you know what a buccaneer is?

Too much to pay for corn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some_dewd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What is it called if buccaneers leave a 3.14 score on TripAdvisor?

A Pirating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tygosaur
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Where did the captain keep his buccaneers?

Underneath his buccanhat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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A man was dressed like a pirate for Halloween. Someone asked, β€œWhere are your buccaneers?”

He replied, β€œUnder my bucking hat.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcrazytalk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Where's me Buccaneers?

Under me buckin hat!

Your Talk Like a Pirate Day Special.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2hrs_a_Day
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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I said to a young pirate, "You look mighty young to be a buccaneer."

But I must have been wrong; he said, "I'm eighty."

(Aye, matey)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kytsuine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2017
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What is a buccaneer?

Me and my father were talking about Pirates.

Me: "What even is a Buccaneer?" Dad: "You'll find it near your Buccan-Nose"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DelroyJenkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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Where do pirate captains keep their buccaneers?

Under their buccan hats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mahou_kid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin407
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What disease do old pirates dread most?

Arrrrrrrrthritis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Hear about the pirate selling corn?

They said it was a Buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManicMick420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Pirates get a special price for corn.

They only pay a buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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How much does a pirate charge for ear piercings?

A buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FranksRumHam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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Why was the pirate angry when he was checking out at the grocery store?

Corn was a buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winnie6f
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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If a private investigator is called a private eye, what do you call a pirate investigator?

A privateer.
(It's one to hold on to for September 19th!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NobodyWhatsoever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Now I like pirate jokes as much as the next guy

Buccaneer veryone take a moment to think of how lazy they argh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnChoncho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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A pirate ship pulls into harbour after a long voyage at sea

The captain tells his crew to go out into the town and spend some well earned time off, but to be back at midnight. The crew all go into town and the captain stays in his quarters on the ship.

Midnight comes and the crew still aren't back, so the captain figures they'll all be at the tavern having a drink so he walks in and finds it empty. The captain approaches the bartender and says "YARR, have ye seen me Buccaneers?" , the bartender turn to him and says "YEAH, they're on the side of your buckin' head under yer buckin' hat!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaHunter93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?

A Buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayQnz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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How much does a pirate pay for 🌽

A buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

Its a buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poojabber84
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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How much does pirate corn cost?

A Buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWGI
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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How to pirates pay for corn?

A Buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanefoot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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How much does it cost pirates to get their ears pierced?

About a buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a Buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ihaveaboot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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How much should a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMightNotBeKevin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EchoThatEnds
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjc1199
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

Buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brunk91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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How much does it cost to pierce a pirate's ear?

A buccaneer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudleyDawson18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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How much for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Isodoper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothepropellor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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How much did the pirate charge for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaggyCondom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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