Sexually suggestive and/or light hearted and clean!
I’m looking for a punny Nautical pun for a punch I am serving.
Thank you in advance for any ideas
In da seas
But it's knot funny.
They were the docking wed.
He was travelling over C’s.
Was at my friends cabin helping him ready the boat to go out on the lake. Friend: "Looks like we're in good shape" Me: "Yeah, ship shape"
He was not amused.
Sharkira
is "yacht-sea"
She should be named Nautical!
Because they're nautical-ish
but it was nautical shop
A boatee. ^its ^like ^goatee ^but ^boat. ^^yay ^^nautical ^^humour
Nautical sex
A nautical.
I recently joined a CSF - a community supported fishery. Once a week, I'll pick up a filet of freshly-caught salmon, a bag of shellfish, or other such delights from the Pacific Ocean and bring it home to my darling wife and children to much joy (or anguish, depending on who you're asking.)
You get to choose your pick-up spot, and I chose a location close to my office, so I could swing by on the way home; it's a nautical-themed bar, appropriate for such a business transaction. "Go to the bartender and ask for the fish", say the instructions; so I did, and he handed me the catch of the day. Gleaming white filets, glorious they were. Then I met a friend of mine, and after chatting for a little while, I went home.
"Jack," says my wife, "what took you so long? You should have been home an hour ago!"
"Sorry," I said. "I stopped by the bar, just for the halibut."
but it was nautical shop
Because they're nautical-ish.
Because they're nautical-ish.
