Maritime Puns

A list of puns related to "Maritime"

Must....keep....maritime puns....

....at bay!

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👤︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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I don't like maritime puns

They serve no porpoise

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👤︎ u/afineguy
📅︎ Jul 27 2015
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Why won’t the germophobe use the maritime journalist’s toilet?

Because he’s afraid of ship articles.

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👤︎ u/efm-7
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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My parents are headed to a maritime museum

https://imgur.com/a/6PDSUiT

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👤︎ u/toyotascion29
📅︎ May 07 2018
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If you want to practice maritime law...

...do you need to pass the sand bar?

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👤︎ u/Secret_Identity_
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law?

The Nude Eel

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👤︎ u/ColdBeerAhh
📅︎ Jun 22 2016
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Cracked a hispanic/maritime dadjoke at work that nobody appreciated

If I ever bought a boat, I would call it the "S.S. Un Boat Boat"

(tumbleweed)

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👤︎ u/gatienza
📅︎ Mar 06 2015
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Girlfriend's dad said this while in the Maritimes

Where do lobsters go to repair their shells?

Homard-ware.

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👤︎ u/browntown54
📅︎ Jan 24 2014
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Was in a maritime museum gift shop looking at books.

I turned to my gf and said "You know, I might by a book on accidents, but I would never by a book on porpoises."

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👤︎ u/Trofont
📅︎ Jun 15 2014
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