What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic ocean?
Halfway there.
*Too soon?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I have a joke about the North Atlantic Treaty
But, I won't say it to you because it's NATO business.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I'd like to plug my wife's attempt to cross the Atlantic in a bath tub.
But it's too late....she sank.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Why couldnβt the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
About halfway!
Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Just had a painter and decorator round, hes a furloughed Virgin Atlantic pilot.
He made a lovely job of the landing....
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My son wonβt eat Atlantic cod
He has Pacific taste in seafood
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Me (feeling discomfort while at a North Atlantic bird-themed amusement park):
"Well, this is Auk-World...."
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︎ May 06 2020
What does the Cessna pilot say when you ask him to fly across the Atlantic?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Did you hear about the cargo ship carry iPhones that went down in the Atlantic?
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︎ Sep 07 2019
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Half way!
Still feels too soon...
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︎ Dec 10 2018
So the Atlantic and Pacific oceans were arm wrestling. At first the Pacific was winning, but then the Atlantic started to gain the upper hand.
You could say the tides have turned.
Ill be here all night folks.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
A cargo ship hauling produce sank out in the Atlantic the other day.
Did you hear about it? Apparently it had an overabundance of leeks.
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Why did the businessman learn the nautical alphabet before flying over the Atlantic?
He was travelling over Cβs.
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︎ May 16 2018
Why doesn't Atlantic Ocean move out of the Earth?
It has pacific neighbours.
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︎ Aug 05 2016
My dad occasionally likes to go gambling in Atlantic City...
Me: How did you like Atlantic City?
Dad: It was great! I came home with a small fortune!
Me: Wow! How did you manage that?
Dad: Well, I left home with a large fortune.
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︎ Aug 01 2015
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?
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︎ Feb 10 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?
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︎ Mar 17 2019
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
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︎ Dec 12 2018
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︎ Jun 13 2019
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︎ Apr 25 2019
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︎ Mar 12 2017
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