Why is Greta Thornburg like an island off the east African coast?
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︎ May 17 2021
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since heβs moved away, he wonβt paint any more.
I guess heβs now an ex-cape-artist...
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I don't think the coast is clear just yet
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What did Apple call the small country they bought off the coast of Wales?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?
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︎ Jan 08 2019
All these storms are hitting the Gulf Coast a lot quicker than usual.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
An American ship is sinking off the German coast.
The captain goes to use the radio to get help and says βweβre sinking! Weβre sinking!β
The German operator answers βwhat are you sinking about?β
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︎ Feb 04 2020
I donβt trust people on the west coast who donβt like seafood.
Thereβs something fishy about them.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Just reached the coast of Labrador, looking for signs of retrievers.
(what my dad texted me from the airplane home)
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Why couldn't the coast guard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out
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︎ Sep 28 2018
So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?
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︎ Jan 19 2017
What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Why doesnβt anyone want to live on the West Coast of South America?
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︎ Sep 21 2018
People on the West Coast are so overdramatic.
Itβs 2019 here, you gotta stop living in the past.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
What did the Coast Guard say to the hippy?
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︎ Oct 04 2018
What does santa do when he's driving around the coast of california?
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︎ Oct 03 2018
To those living on the west coast
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︎ Apr 16 2017
I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.
I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.
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︎ Nov 08 2018
Which coast of Antarctica has the most shoreline?
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︎ Aug 15 2017
At the beach, I told my GF I woke up early in hopes of seeing dolphins off the coast, with no luck.
"Well babe, I guess I woke up early for no porpoise."
She normally loves puns but all this got me was a eye-roll and a groan.
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︎ May 23 2017
A U.S. Naval ship is sinking off the coast of Europe
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, βMayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!β
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, β Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?β
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︎ Apr 12 2018
Parents visited the lighthouse at the coast
Dad said it was the highlight of his trip
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︎ Oct 24 2016
My friend just told me that for Halloween, he's dressing up as the Archipelago off the southwest coast of Britain....
I said, don't be so scilly.
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︎ Oct 04 2015
Did you hear about all the banana stands opening up along the east coast.
To me, this just sounds like a bunch of monkey business.
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︎ Aug 03 2016
What do you call only listening to West coast rap?
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︎ Jul 01 2016
Tropical Storm Colin is soaking the coast...
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︎ Jun 06 2016
East Coast Represent!
Last night my wife and I were getting some of our things together in preparation for a vacation this weekend.
Wife: there's just too much to pack
Me: Yeah, it's not a Biggie
Wife:... shakes head sadly
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︎ May 08 2014
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy
I said donβt be Sicilly
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︎ Mar 19 2020
My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy
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︎ Mar 10 2019
A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...
...I said "don't be Sicily"
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︎ Dec 14 2018
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