A list of puns related to "Coast"
She’s Mad at gas cars.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
...It was Kief or Southernland.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
The captain goes to use the radio to get help and says “we’re sinking! We’re sinking!”
The German operator answers “what are you sinking about?”
There’s something fishy about them.
I said don't be Sicily.
(what my dad texted me from the airplane home)
Because he was too far out
If they had tested positive for marijuana, would they be baked mussels?
Because it’s Chile...
It’s 2019 here, you gotta stop living in the past.
You're to far out man!
I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.
The north coast
"Well babe, I guess I woke up early for no porpoise."
She normally loves puns but all this got me was a eye-roll and a groan.
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”
Dad said it was the highlight of his trip
I said, don't be so scilly.
To me, this just sounds like a bunch of monkey business.
Last night my wife and I were getting some of our things together in preparation for a vacation this weekend.
Wife: there's just too much to pack
Me: Yeah, it's not a Biggie
Wife:... shakes head sadly
I said don’t be Sicilly
I said dont be Sicily
...I said "don't be Sicily"