Why is Greta Thornburg like an island off the east African coast?
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.
...It was Kief or Southernland.
I don't think the coast is clear just yet
What did Apple call the small country they bought off the coast of Wales?
It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?
All these storms are hitting the Gulf Coast a lot quicker than usual.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
An American ship is sinking off the German coast.
The captain goes to use the radio to get help and says “we’re sinking! We’re sinking!”
The German operator answers “what are you sinking about?”
I don’t trust people on the west coast who don’t like seafood.
There’s something fishy about them.
My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...
Just reached the coast of Labrador, looking for signs of retrievers.
(what my dad texted me from the airplane home)
Why couldn't the coast guard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out
So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?
What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?
Why doesn’t anyone want to live on the West Coast of South America?
People on the West Coast are so overdramatic.
It’s 2019 here, you gotta stop living in the past.
What did the Coast Guard say to the hippy?
What does santa do when he's driving around the coast of california?
To those living on the west coast
I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.
I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.
Which coast of Antarctica has the most shoreline?
At the beach, I told my GF I woke up early in hopes of seeing dolphins off the coast, with no luck.
"Well babe, I guess I woke up early for no porpoise."
She normally loves puns but all this got me was a eye-roll and a groan.
A U.S. Naval ship is sinking off the coast of Europe
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”
Parents visited the lighthouse at the coast
Dad said it was the highlight of his trip
My friend just told me that for Halloween, he's dressing up as the Archipelago off the southwest coast of Britain....
I said, don't be so scilly.
Did you hear about all the banana stands opening up along the east coast.
To me, this just sounds like a bunch of monkey business.
What do you call only listening to West coast rap?
Tropical Storm Colin is soaking the coast...
East Coast Represent!
Last night my wife and I were getting some of our things together in preparation for a vacation this weekend.
Wife: there's just too much to pack
Me: Yeah, it's not a Biggie
Wife:... shakes head sadly
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy
My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy
A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...
...I said "don't be Sicily"