There’s something fishy about them.
The captain goes to use the radio to get help and says “we’re sinking! We’re sinking!”
The German operator answers “what are you sinking about?”
I said don’t be Sicilly
An Oregon donor
I said don't be Sicily.
(what my dad texted me from the airplane home)
I said dont be Sicily
Because he was too far out
Oh, wow. I don't really know, maybe a year?
No son, May be a month.
It’s 2019 here, you gotta stop living in the past.
Because it’s Chile...
...I said "don't be Sicily"
You're to far out man!
I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.
If they had tested positive for marijuana, would they be baked mussels?
The north coast
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”
"Well babe, I guess I woke up early for no porpoise."
She normally loves puns but all this got me was a eye-roll and a groan.
Dad said it was the highlight of his trip
I said, don't be so scilly.
To me, this just sounds like a bunch of monkey business.