Is seashore about that?
Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."
Can you share the screen
They Tide!
So when I was younger, me and a couple of friends went on a little trip to the beach. We had a lot of fun there swimming around, making a campfire, all that jazz. Some of us wanted to build sandcastles and get em as high as we could so we could pretend we were knights protecting them.
So some kids started running around being annoying and destroying the sand castles and it got to the point where one of my friends got so protective of his castle, he started punching anyone who even got close. You know how kids are, the other ones got closer and were like “we arent even touching it, calm down!” but he wasnt having any of that so he drew a line in the sand and said “if you step over this line, i WILL punch you..”
that was the punch line >insert finger guns<
It was a tiramisunami
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
...San Diego.
It’s for legal porpoises
A vege-smite sand witch!
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
Nothing. It just waved.
Hey ! Long time no sea.
He has seasame seed buns
It isn't hard.
It said it wasn’t shore.
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
..Hey ! Long time no Sea.
Quit giving me all these crabs.
They only had a pair of trunks.
He couldn't stand it.
Because they always bring their trunks.
On the shellf.
I wrote back, “Shore.”
"Well then, you'd better wear your own!"
I’m neapoliTAN!
Half an hour like everyone else.
I told her, "all you need to do is break a sand 5."
A sand witch
Thanks for all the sediment.
A Microwave.
She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, “Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”
He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walk
... keep reading on reddit ➡“We hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”
It was all-porpoise flour.
A San Diego
"Round?"
"Round".
"Get a round?"
"I'll get a round".
Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.
“I shall leave no tern unstoned.”
