My son said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
A beach uncluttered by man-made constructions is truly without pier.
What do a beach Port-a-John and Spongebob have in common?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, oceans can’t talk.
Where can you read about the latest news at the beach?
A group of friends were walking around the beach looking to find a hotel to stay but they were all booked except for one, one of them said:
"Guys, that's our last resort."
Why was the teenage fidgeting with the bridge on the beach
I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back
at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
After getting back from the beach, my daughter said, “Hey, look! I’m tan from the sun!”
I shook her hand. “It’s very nice to meet you! I’m Dad from Earth.”
What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?
A Magical Chicken Visited the Beach
Transforming itself into a Chicken Sand Witch
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
what do you call a waffle you find on the beach?
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
A biologist, a physicist and a chemist visit the beach...
The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.
The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.
The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
Someone is going around smashing all of the shells at the beach. It’s unconchinable
Her ideal date date: Beach and Brunch
My ideal date: MM/DD/YYYY
A dyslexic goes to a nude beach
And is disappointed to only see large piles of sand.
What do you call a beagle at the beach?
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
What beach do zombies like to visit?
Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?
Because he was below C-level.
Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?
A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
What does a cello wear to the beach?
What did one video call tell to another on the beach?
What does Carrot Top wear to the beach?
2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"
Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."
There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?
If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
Made it finally to the beach after lockdown and joyously shouted...
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved...
(Sorry if this is a repost lol)
I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back.
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
What do you call a sorceress that lives on the beach?
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