My son said I would never be able to make a beach pun.

Is seashore about that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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A beach uncluttered by man-made constructions is truly without pier.

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFonziScheme
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What do a beach Port-a-John and Spongebob have in common?

Sandy Cheeks on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PipePistoleer
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, oceans can’t talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyersWin15
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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Where can you read about the latest news at the beach?

In the sandpaper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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A group of friends were walking around the beach looking to find a hotel to stay but they were all booked except for one, one of them said:

"Guys, that's our last resort."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mental_Shine8098
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Why was the teenage fidgeting with the bridge on the beach

Bcz of pier pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbing3904
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back

It was Fun Fun Fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_of_breadstic
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...

she immediately responded, "50 cent"

it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fajita43
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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After getting back from the beach, my daughter said, β€œHey, look! I’m tan from the sun!”

I shook her hand. β€œIt’s very nice to meet you! I’m Dad from Earth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u-squanks
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?

A sandwitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_Delavnici
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Beach
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExoticCow64
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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A Magical Chicken Visited the Beach

Transforming itself into a Chicken Sand Witch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoraceSense
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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what do you call a waffle you find on the beach?

san diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguewavesurfin
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misfitfricky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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A biologist, a physicist and a chemist visit the beach...

The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.

The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.

The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Birbboips4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Someone is going around smashing all of the shells at the beach. It’s unconchinable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soliart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Her ideal date date: Beach and Brunch

My ideal date: MM/DD/YYYY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_in_who_ung
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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A dyslexic goes to a nude beach

And is disappointed to only see large piles of sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M8_M8_M8-Dave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What do you call a beagle at the beach?

A hot dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keepinthatempo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.

I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved...

(Sorry if this is a repost lol)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0071241
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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What beach do zombies like to visit?

The Dead Sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oatli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?

Because he was below C-level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRockingDead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?

It's tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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A man was walking down the beach when he saw someone lying on the sand with a banana shoved in the ear.

Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".

The person replied "what?"

> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"

> "WHAT??"

> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"

> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defaultorpattern
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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A perfect dad joke for the beach... /r/Jokes/comments/lhl1p8/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJSummit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

It ain't hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patdaddy007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...

He said the police were expecting a crime wave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangeJeepWdw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.

I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What does a cello wear to the beach?

A string bikini!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cneuf802
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What did one video call tell to another on the beach?

Can you share the screen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/summingitup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What does Carrot Top wear to the beach?

Carrot Bottoms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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What do you call a sorceress that lives on the beach?

A sandwitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohlnik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Life’s a beach
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_I_D_G_A_F_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"

Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?

They Tide!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISimbaI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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At the beach, opposite the life guard, a man sleeps on a towel, adjacent an unopened umbrella.

When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Made it finally to the beach after lockdown and joyously shouted...

Hey ! Long time no sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suddenimpulse01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back.

It was Fun Fun Fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_of_breadstic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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