Shore Puns

A list of puns related to "Shore"

What washes up on the shores of small beaches?

Microwaves

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👤︎ u/sometimesmyself
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What's a female pirates favorite part of shore leave?

Taking off the sea cups.

(My wife actually should get most the credit)

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👤︎ u/waldo06
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...

Nothing beats sax on the beach!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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I’m not shore about this
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👤︎ u/PhantomLTG
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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What did the sea tell the shore?

Nothing, it just waved

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👤︎ u/stayouttamyswamp-
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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If you grew cannabis on an off shore platform...

...would it be seaweed?

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👤︎ u/Keauxbi
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything. I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore. "Wow", I thought to myself..

Pelikinesis is a real thing.

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👤︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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Remeber, there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like a moron.
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👤︎ u/enis_with_a_p
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?

A wreck-quiem

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👤︎ u/Brains-With-Benefits
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Shore to please
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👤︎ u/the_wandering_raisin
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Along the shore, some birds cooperate with each other...

because one good tern deserves another.

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👤︎ u/wjc-reddit
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.

Quoth the raven, “Never moor.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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While on shore leave, Captain Picard intends to fix a hole in his uniform the old fashioned way.

Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.

He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.

"Robert your machine is broken!"

"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"

"I need you to make it sew!"

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Shore I was having a whale of a time but now I'm just fishing for compliments. imgur.com/cWnWoW0
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👤︎ u/WeMoveMountains
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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They added a dog to the Jersey Shore reunion house!

The Shih-tzu-ation

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👤︎ u/SyckTycket
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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I didn't think I'd get lost at sea, but now I'm not so shore.
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👤︎ u/Zokoro
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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She Sells Sea Shells by the Sea Shore. Say that five times fast.

thatthatthatthatthat

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👤︎ u/mikemol
📅︎ Jan 15 2015
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A container full of fridges washes up on shore... The last line is my favourite. canberratimes.com.au/nsw/…
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👤︎ u/ham_cheese_tomato
📅︎ Apr 14 2014
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What washes up on tiny shores?

Microwaves!

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👤︎ u/bhladczuk
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved.

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👤︎ u/InstantLover
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing... it just waved.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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what did the sea say to the shore

Nothing it just waved

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👤︎ u/kinker222
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved.

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👤︎ u/ENJOYblet
📅︎ Nov 28 2018
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved!

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👤︎ u/User_97258
📅︎ May 11 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

nothing , it just waved

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👤︎ u/Gamertron20000
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/FoxyGramps
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot
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👤︎ u/pegun
📅︎ May 19 2018
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing ... it just waved.

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👤︎ u/Bozazitz
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved

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👤︎ u/mblondie
📅︎ Sep 03 2017
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/Melissaallyne
📅︎ Jun 09 2014
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