What washes up on the shores of small beaches?

Microwaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sometimesmyself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What's a female pirates favorite part of shore leave?

Taking off the sea cups.

(My wife actually should get most the credit)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...

Nothing beats sax on the beach!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I’m not shore about this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomLTG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What did the sea tell the shore?

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stayouttamyswamp-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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If you grew cannabis on an off shore platform...

...would it be seaweed?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keauxbi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything. I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore. "Wow", I thought to myself..

Pelikinesis is a real thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Remeber, there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like a moron.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enis_with_a_p
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?

A wreck-quiem

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Shore to please
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Along the shore, some birds cooperate with each other...

because one good tern deserves another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wjc-reddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.

Quoth the raven, β€œNever moor.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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While on shore leave, Captain Picard intends to fix a hole in his uniform the old fashioned way.

Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.

He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.

"Robert your machine is broken!"

"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"

"I need you to make it sew!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Shore I was having a whale of a time but now I'm just fishing for compliments. imgur.com/cWnWoW0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeMoveMountains
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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They added a dog to the Jersey Shore reunion house!

The Shih-tzu-ation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyckTycket
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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I didn't think I'd get lost at sea, but now I'm not so shore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zokoro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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She Sells Sea Shells by the Sea Shore. Say that five times fast.

thatthatthatthatthat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikemol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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A container full of fridges washes up on shore... The last line is my favourite. canberratimes.com.au/nsw/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ham_cheese_tomato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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What washes up on tiny shores?

Microwaves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhladczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InstantLover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing... it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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what did the sea say to the shore

Nothing it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinker222
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing. It just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/User_97258
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

nothing , it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamertron20000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pegun
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyGramps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mblondie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Melissaallyne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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