Border closing
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πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Finland has just closed their borders

No one will be crossing the finish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Finland has closed its borders, You know what that means...

No one will cross the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niels_h_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Finland has just closed it borders...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Finland has just closed its borders

There’s no way we can cross the Finnish line now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanburrito26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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How many countries border Germany?

Nein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zoomer_Boomer2003
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?

No trespassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?

Tres passers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garlicriiiice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.

But he probably should have made it much longer than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intrepid604
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Why weren't Mexicans too concerned about Trump's border wall?

They knew that they would eventually get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weaponG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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The Soviet was eager to get to the border to defect

He was Russian to the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladder_of_cheese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says no Tres passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongShlock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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A Border wall
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My problematic teen kid just fled across the border

He really crossed the line this time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.

It’s called Tex-Mechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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A Border wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendeqtele
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticaIMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Border Wall πŸ€—
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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A popular Biblical figure just built a border

Noah fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What are the borders of Finland called?

The Finish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call the border of Finland ?

The Finnish line πŸƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why do people think border collies are such good listeners?

Because they act like they always herd you.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Why can't Mexicans cross the border in 3's

Because the sign says no tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.

I said "Yemen!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterbill
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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If Luis Fonsi crosses the border...

...does he become trespacito?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_MrFlippy_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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When Trump closes the border, if the US runs out of avocados, is that just one big guac block?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolegrad15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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You’ll have to forgive my border collie

She’s a little ruff around the edges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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I just bought a border collie.

The one I already had wasn't bored enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What sucks about Doctors Without Borders...

...is that they have to buy books on Amazon now :(.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klinquist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?

Span-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tersio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogbirddog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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My girlfriend has been getting really involved in her job as a border patrol officer lately

It has really put a toll in our relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeanj8021
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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If Ozzy Osborne was on border patrol…

Would he be lookin’ for a Mexican man?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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What did the plant say when it left for the border?

Hosta la vista!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Are the borders of Finland....

Finnish lines?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fasduuu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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NEWS reporter β€œAustralian border security caught teens trying to import 400 million dollars worth of ice”

Dad β€œif I knew ice was worth that much I’d put more in the fridge”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Why do Latinos cross the border two at a time?

'Cause they see a sign that reads, No Tres Passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oposada
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Without any natural border, how can you tell when you're in Finland, and when you're in Lapland?

Once you pass the last Lap, you're at the Finnish line.

I'll show myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EJayDoubleU
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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Who's going to be in charge of Trumps border wall?

The Secretary of da' Fence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chef_psychonaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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Dadjokes transcend international borders

Today, whilst on holiday in Spain, I sent a photo to my dad captioned "loving life, drinking sangria by the pool".

The response: "might want to slow down and just drink it by the glass"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtps
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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Border Cauli
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chowd_u
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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It seems I can't find the border between Russia and Alaska using my compass.

I couldn't get my Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lansaman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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A bird with cancer sneaks over the Mexican Border

He's an ill-eagle immigrant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHeroicOnion
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Instead of a border wall, the US should build a dome...

... they can call it the freedome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sozialabfall
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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The Finland-Russia border

Should just be called the Finnish Line.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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What did the russians say reaching the Finish border?

We made it to the finish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wivler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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How do you get a teddy bear across the border?

You snuggle it across. If you cant bear to do that you are borderline insane, its not even against the claw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabeu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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What do you get when you mix a border collie and a cantaloupe?

A melancholy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreemanForever
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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For having such strong opinions on border security, Donald Trump sure can cross the line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthurktripp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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Need help with a pun - Border Collie

I've been thinking about puns including Border Collies for a while now, but can't really find any apart from some "borderline" puns. Any Ideas, Guys?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endout
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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They should rename the border between Denmark and Germany.

The DAN-GERzone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truddilutten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2014
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Why did only two Mexicans cross the border?

The sign said "No trespassing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireArrow133
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2015
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A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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