I was trying to reshape the border of my back yard when my neighbours fence fell over...

Wrong post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKiwiBlitz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?

And across the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnBuachaillEire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?

Me neither, I couldn't follow it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Finland has just closed their borders

No one will be crossing the finish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Border closing
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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What borders on insanity?

Canada and Mexico

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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On a video about breaking world border in Minecraft
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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After the borders reopen I am going to visit Greenwich, England!!!

There is a lot that I want to accomplish in The Mean Time!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Finland has closed its borders, You know what that means...

No one will cross the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niels_h_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Finland has just closed it borders...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.

The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGotSkills
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?

Contour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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You don’t have to tell a Border Collie something twice

They herd you the first time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paisleywinda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.

But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrimpio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Finland has just closed its borders

There’s no way we can cross the Finnish line now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanburrito26
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?

No trespassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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How many countries border Germany?

Nein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zoomer_Boomer2003
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.

But he probably should have made it much longer than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intrepid604
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why weren't Mexicans too concerned about Trump's border wall?

They knew that they would eventually get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weaponG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?

Tres passers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garlicriiiice
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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A Border wall
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says no Tres passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LongShlock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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The Soviet was eager to get to the border to defect

He was Russian to the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladder_of_cheese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Border Wall πŸ€—
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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A Border wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendeqtele
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What do you call the border of Finland ?

The Finnish line πŸƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticaIMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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My problematic teen kid just fled across the border

He really crossed the line this time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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A popular Biblical figure just built a border

Noah fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.

It’s called Tex-Mechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What are the borders of Finland called?

The Finish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Border?

I barely know her!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDerplays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogbirddog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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Why do people think border collies are such good listeners?

Because they act like they always herd you.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Why can't Mexicans cross the border in 3's

Because the sign says no tres-passing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swiggetyswine69
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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If Luis Fonsi crosses the border...

...does he become trespacito?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_MrFlippy_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.

I said "Yemen!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterbill
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I just bought a border collie.

The one I already had wasn't bored enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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When Trump closes the border, if the US runs out of avocados, is that just one big guac block?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolegrad15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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You’ll have to forgive my border collie

She’s a little ruff around the edges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?

Span-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tersio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Without any natural border, how can you tell when you're in Finland, and when you're in Lapland?

Once you pass the last Lap, you're at the Finnish line.

I'll show myself out...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EJayDoubleU
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2014
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What sucks about Doctors Without Borders...

...is that they have to buy books on Amazon now :(.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klinquist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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