Finland has just closed their borders
No one will be crossing the finish line
Finland has closed its borders, You know what that means...
No one will cross the Finnish line
Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
Finland has just closed it borders...
Finland has just closed its borders
There’s no way we can cross the Finnish line now.
How many countries border Germany?
What borders on stupidity?
Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?
What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
Why weren't Mexicans too concerned about Trump's border wall?
They knew that they would eventually get over it.
The Soviet was eager to get to the border to defect
He was Russian to the Finnish line
Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says no Tres passing.
My problematic teen kid just fled across the border
He really crossed the line this time!
I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
A popular Biblical figure just built a border
What are the borders of Finland called?
What do you call the border of Finland ?
Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
Why do people think border collies are such good listeners?
Because they act like they always herd you.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border in 3's
Because the sign says no tres-passing
My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.
If Luis Fonsi crosses the border...
...does he become trespacito?
When Trump closes the border, if the US runs out of avocados, is that just one big guac block?
You’ll have to forgive my border collie
She’s a little ruff around the edges
I just bought a border collie.
The one I already had wasn't bored enough.
What sucks about Doctors Without Borders...
...is that they have to buy books on Amazon now :(.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
My girlfriend has been getting really involved in her job as a border patrol officer lately
It has really put a toll in our relationship
If Ozzy Osborne was on border patrol…
Would he be lookin’ for a Mexican man?
What did the plant say when it left for the border?
Are the borders of Finland....
NEWS reporter “Australian border security caught teens trying to import 400 million dollars worth of ice”
Dad “if I knew ice was worth that much I’d put more in the fridge”
Why do Latinos cross the border two at a time?
'Cause they see a sign that reads, No Tres Passing.
Without any natural border, how can you tell when you're in Finland, and when you're in Lapland?
Once you pass the last Lap, you're at the Finnish line.
I'll show myself out...
Who's going to be in charge of Trumps border wall?
The Secretary of da' Fence!
Dadjokes transcend international borders
Today, whilst on holiday in Spain, I sent a photo to my dad captioned "loving life, drinking sangria by the pool".
The response: "might want to slow down and just drink it by the glass"
It seems I can't find the border between Russia and Alaska using my compass.
I couldn't get my Bering Strait.
A bird with cancer sneaks over the Mexican Border
He's an ill-eagle immigrant.
Instead of a border wall, the US should build a dome...
... they can call it the freedome.
The Finland-Russia border
Should just be called the Finnish Line.
What did the russians say reaching the Finish border?
We made it to the finish line.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across. If you cant bear to do that you are borderline insane, its not even against the claw!
What do you get when you mix a border collie and a cantaloupe?
For having such strong opinions on border security, Donald Trump sure can cross the line.
Need help with a pun - Border Collie
I've been thinking about puns including Border Collies for a while now, but can't really find any apart from some "borderline" puns.
Any Ideas, Guys?
They should rename the border between Denmark and Germany.
Why did only two Mexicans cross the border?
The sign said "No trespassing."
A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport