I was trying to reshape the border of my back yard when my neighbours fence fell over...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?
And across the Finnish line
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?
Me neither, I couldn't follow it.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Finland has just closed their borders
No one will be crossing the finish line
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Border closing
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︎ May 27 2020
What borders on insanity?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
On a video about breaking world border in Minecraft
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︎ Jul 04 2020
After the borders reopen I am going to visit Greenwich, England!!!
There is a lot that I want to accomplish in The Mean Time!!
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Finland has closed its borders, You know what that means...
No one will cross the Finnish line
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Finland has just closed it borders...
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
You donβt have to tell a Border Collie something twice
They herd you the first time.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.
But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
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︎ May 31 2020
Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
How many countries border Germany?
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︎ May 07 2020
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Why weren't Mexicans too concerned about Trump's border wall?
They knew that they would eventually get over it.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
A Border wall
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says no Tres passing.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
The Soviet was eager to get to the border to defect
He was Russian to the Finnish line
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Border Wall π€
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︎ Jun 13 2019
A Border wall
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
My problematic teen kid just fled across the border
He really crossed the line this time!
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︎ Dec 24 2019
A popular Biblical figure just built a border
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I heard thereβs a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
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︎ Feb 21 2019
Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
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︎ Dec 17 2016
Why do people think border collies are such good listeners?
Because they act like they always herd you.
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︎ May 19 2019
If Luis Fonsi crosses the border...
...does he become trespacito?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
My wife asked me if I wanted to go to a Middle Eastern country that borders Saudi Arabia.
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︎ May 22 2019
I just bought a border collie.
The one I already had wasn't bored enough.
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︎ Nov 17 2018
When Trump closes the border, if the US runs out of avocados, is that just one big guac block?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Youβll have to forgive my border collie
Sheβs a little ruff around the edges
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︎ Apr 29 2019
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
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︎ Feb 24 2019
Without any natural border, how can you tell when you're in Finland, and when you're in Lapland?
Once you pass the last Lap, you're at the Finnish line.
I'll show myself out...
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︎ Jul 03 2014
What sucks about Doctors Without Borders...
...is that they have to buy books on Amazon now :(.
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Finland has just closed its borders
Thereβs no way we can cross the Finnish line now.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
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︎ May 31 2020
What borders on stupidity?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What do you call the border of Finland ?
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︎ Aug 21 2018
What are the borders of Finland called?
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Border?
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Why can't Mexicans cross the border in 3's
Because the sign says no tres-passing
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︎ May 16 2019
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