The sign-al frontier.
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The Final Frontier is damper than I expected.
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My little brother asked my dad what frontier means

My dad, without skipping a beat, stands up and sideways. He points to his furthest ear to my brother and says "well this one's your back ear.." and then points to his other ear and says "and this one is your frontier!"

He laughed so hard he almost passed out.

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👤︎ u/Mopperton
📅︎ Mar 20 2015
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" ", the Final Frontier.
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Dadjokes: The final frontier

My astronomy teacher tends to ramble, so when he goes off on a long tangent, I browse Reddit. I was looking at /r/dadjokes when he all of a sudden asked me a question about an article in our book. I was a bit dazed, but I snapped back to reality and answered his question. I guess that I had spaced out.

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👤︎ u/Riku2k12
📅︎ Jan 29 2015
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Otter space
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My buddy got to the Nissan dealership just in time to buy his truck during a sales event.

It was the Final Frontier

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How many ears does Spok have?

Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.

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Boy wants a car from his Dad

Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you got to cut that hair"
Boy says, "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair"
And dad says, "That's right son, Jesus walked everywhere"

(From "The Frontier Index" by The Silver Jews)

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👤︎ u/rileyk
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Nissan pun not related to Liam

The year is 2045, space travel has finally gotten started.

As major companies scramble to come up with ways to capitalize on this new venture, Nissan decides to end its most popular light truck.

As the last one rolls off the line, they announce: "This is it, folks. This is the Final Frontier."

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Friend of mine posted this on Facebook

Working with dad today : Dad : 'here's sone earplugs mate. You're only getting two .'

Me: 'thats fine I only have two ears '

Dad :' not everyone has two ears you know , some people have three '

Me : ' like who ? '

Dad :' well captain kirk had one left ear , one right ear , and a final frontier '

And my disappointed face leads him into hysterics haha .

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👤︎ u/xecuter88
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Why can Captain Kirk hear so well?

Because he has three ears: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

This has been copied from https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9309001

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👤︎ u/aembleton
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How many ears do Star Trek captains have?

3

A left ear.

A right ear.

And a final frontier

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

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👤︎ u/thepattato
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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How many ears does Spock have?

Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

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👤︎ u/perezgc
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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Did you know that Captain Kirk has three ears?

A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

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Did you know Daniel Boone had three ears?

His right ear, his left ear, and his wild frontier.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

3: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

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Hoe many ears did Davy Crockett have?

Three. A left ear. A right ear. And a wild frontier.

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How many ears does Commander Spock have?

Three: the left ear, the right ear and the final frontier!

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👤︎ u/neolobers
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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How many ears does Spock have?

3, the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.

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How many ears does Spock have?

Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.

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👤︎ u/gt0t
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

Three. Right ear, left ear and a frontier.

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👤︎ u/Clyde_Died
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