King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.

Sir Veyor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bombsaway1083
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why shouldn't you be rude to boundary robbers?

They may take a fence.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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"How was the self help group about boundaries?"

"They wouldn't let me in."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaalhallan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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FrEeDoM hAs No BoUnDaRiEs
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Went to the boundary waters for canoeing recently

While there, I picked up my phone and said "Hello, Yeah this is him. On my way." Looked over at my friends and said, "oh don't worry, that was just nature calling" and headed towards the bathroom. I could hear groans behind me. Yeah... They almost left me there

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Two chemists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the first. "I'll have H2O, too," says the second.

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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As a cartographer, I'm used to adding terrain features to maps.

But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Can anyone recommend a builder?

I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since.

I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s just another brick in the wall...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Two Scientists walk into a bar...

"I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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My grandfather to my 48 year old mom...

Grandfather: Ask me how I feel (Moms name).

Mom: Ok then...how do you feel?

Grandfather: With my hands!

I was eating at my grandparents house when I got a listen to this gem. Age has no boundaries to dad jokes.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2015
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