I made my son sit through a 1 hour long PowerPoint presentation titled "The utmost importance of wearing a condom".

All the slides were just photos of him.

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👤︎ u/slavameba
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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I won't travel to the ground by escalators

because they let me down

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📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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