Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.

It's a Pita Parka.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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How do you feel when you get sick after eating Mediterranean food?

Falafel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/detroitsouthpaw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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How do you turn a moose into mediterranean food?

Teach it to hum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vainomainen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Have you seen that new Chinese/Mediterranean restaurant started by that guy from Cairo?

It's called Wok like an Egyptian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paladin_Aranaos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant

It was a Post-Hummus award

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shankapotomus007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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To my surprise, my physician was the Mediterranean Sea

I guess C’s really do get degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VockellBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Do you know how I keep track of all my Mediterranean friends?

Italy.

(My friends actually appreciated this one so I thought I'd share it here.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aethoneagle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I just tried Elvis Costello's new Mediterranean sausages and they were great.

I think Olive salami is here to stay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I was gonna make a joke about Mediterranean food...

But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moebiscuits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.

Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eran-of-Arcadia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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I can't get my wife to try Mediterranean food.

She doesn't like hummus, which is a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obrainless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I Can't Eat Mediterranean Food

It makes me Falafel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/almondjoyeee
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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We went out for Mediterranean food last night.

It was a little Greecey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geisha_chainsaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Are you on the Mediterranean Diet?

Because I see a lot turkey and grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somedude-1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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I've always wanted to replace the Mediterranean with orange soda.

I guess it's always been my greatest Fanta Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjsound
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I had a bad experience at the new Mediterranean food place. Needless to say, I falafel about my decision.
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The tourists visited sites on both the Mediterranean and Baltic...

They went from "see" to "see"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I'm sailing on the Mediterranean right now and I see storm clouds to the south.

I guess the rain's down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Did you know Donald Trump's favorite Mediterranean food is falafel?

He makes me falafel every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archon5087
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What do you call a bad Mediterranean restaurant?

Falawful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l_phtx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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In a Mediterranean restaurant...

What did the sick chef say to the bus boy?

"Oh man, I feelafal"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tomamoto1015
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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I don't know why everyone likes Mediterranean food imgur.com/5gFVpMm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kasserole
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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If you stay in the area where the longest Afican river flows into the Mediterranean, you will go crazy.

Sea Nile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditurded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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