A list of puns related to "Sea"
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
The one on a map!
A Navy Seal!
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.
He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.
((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))
I couldn’t fathom it.
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
He was arrested for crimes against huge manatees.
Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made
I can’t believe I ate the hull thing.
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. 🤪🤣
He was cap-sized.
...he just couldn't part with it.
I think he went overboard
There's other problems too, but this is the Maine issue.
The pressure was too much.
A sea searchin.
it was a PELI-CAN'T!
the "more A" eel
It said it wasn’t shore.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
She grew out of her B shells
"I o n"
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.
If they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls