It ap-piers to be the sea-son for sea puns
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BanAllPineapples
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I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.

The pressure was too much.

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Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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I asked the beach where the sea was...

It said it wasnโ€™t shore.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Charlietd76
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Chicken Of The Sea
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gargolito
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?

Bob

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
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What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?

"I o n"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/benhick92
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The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks Iโ€™m good.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sadchowmrade
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I sea what you did there
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lekh27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11
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What do orca whales at sea world use to wash themselves?

Shampu

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vanillathunda1989
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 10
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What does a curious sea dweller do?

Axolotl questions

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hypoplasia
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The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.

It's a gross waste of resources.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Impybutt
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If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?

Bagels

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/beardwithablog
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 27
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Sure, there are many fish in the sea...

But none of them are a catch.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Persons1001
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 02
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To my surprise, my physician was the Mediterranean Sea

I guess Cโ€™s really do get degrees

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VockellBoi
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You know where I should put those sea shells I found at the beach?

On the shellf.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Strawbalicious
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19
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What should you do if you're addicted sea weed?

Sea kelp....

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ElderHallow
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18
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Did you hear about the computer that was thrown into the sea?

Now that's a DELL ROLLING in the deep

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dannysul256
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What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?

Bob

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anon_777
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12
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I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.

I couldn't afjord it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DreadMoor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 23
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A bee sea!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CinnamonSins1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 25
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What do you get if you swim in the red sea?

Marooned

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Blarty97
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16
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Bet you didn't sea that coming.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lucartoons
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch

Potato ships

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/glue_gun_01
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay theyโ€™d be called bagels.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ArcaneWizard1
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On a post about a washed up whale. This person SEAS the opportunity and they take it!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aakashrajaraman
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31
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What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?

That's a moray.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DarthBobLoblaw
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 30
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If the seas are rising so much due to climate change

We should start calling them B-โ€˜s

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What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?

Itโ€™s going to be a Nessie job, but letโ€™s get Kraken!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NotMetheThree
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07
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I knew a guy who's best friend was a sea bird gifted by his dad's second wife.

It was his plover from another mother.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eak125
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Why does seaguls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mackgyver61
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05
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Writing a book about a baby born in the sea...

The title is "From C-word to sea world"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/unholypigeon
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If you dunk a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PeskiePete
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20
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My brother and I are really competitive, and he just broke my record for deep sea diving.

This is a new low.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?

Well, that seals the deal!

It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NePasToucher
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20
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I always see this really buff sea doggo at my local gym...

He's called Flex Seal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stick_in_the_mud_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 27
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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Why do seas hate losing?

It makes them salty.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rootlariviere
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 29
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Thatโ€™s why you canโ€™t sea them
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sjordan1524
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Why should you always use protection when having sex at sea?

So you don't get mermaids.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08
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I'm a sea captain, my crew was goofing off at the back of the ship...

... I had to give them a stern warning.

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A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.

One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MANTRA2018
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How do you cut the ocean in half?... you use a sea saw

You use a sea saw!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hvmetalhead
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 28
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My friend asked if I could explain what the land beside the sea was.

I replied, "Shore."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 16
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What dose one ocean say when it seas another ocean?

Nothing they just wave

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BRANDONPRUSOW
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 29
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What sea creature can fly without a wing?

A-balloon-e

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zerio13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 24
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An excellent sea captain is...

... admirable.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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Just a sea
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SilentTreatmen
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The quandary of the Sea Cucumber.

So, the Sea cucumber is always in salt water, always in the brine. It spends years in the ocean. Being salted. So why isnโ€™t it a sea pickle?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ginkoleano
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I lost my wife to the sea.

She said I wasn't a shore thing,

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_nyonga
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 22
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What should you do if youโ€™re addicted to sea weed?

Sea kelp

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cormac-Dockry
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Cause if they lived by the bay they'd be bagels

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 13
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Did you hear about all the sea birds going extinct?

It's an albatrossity

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pranklama
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I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Sea Shanties (cross-posted from r/Tumblr)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/goosetropolis
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 30
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Can you SEA how bad this pun is
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SaltyOrphan1086605
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22
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What did Abel say to his brother when he saw a big storm approaching from the sea?

Hurry Cain you donโ€™t wanna get caught in that.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/allout_atl
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I just saw Charlie Chaplin and Marcel Marceau throwing a microphone into the sea.

I guess it's true what they say: Great mimes sink a mic.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jacknutting
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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/omg123456789
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 11
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What kind of card does a sea captain get when he is in the hospital?

Get whale soon

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/runs_with_airplanes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24
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What happened to the sea after meeting the ocean?

It blue up.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Chanureadeats
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27
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Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,

turned out he was anemone.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stonefly_C
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18
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I sea what you did there
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Radish00
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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What did the sea tell the shore?

Nothing, it just waved

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stayouttamyswamp-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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The Dead Sea used to be alive...

... but then Chuck Norris swam in it ๐Ÿค 

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 17
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GeT iT? iTs In ThE sEa
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aleX3_channel
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My mother is on a sea food diet. . .

She seas food and she eats it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theFastestMindAlive
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13
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I don't trust the sea

it looks fishy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Arnlaugur1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I sea..
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/D7amo96
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Sea Crits
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dhastroyer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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A rare sea bass has been spotted
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Peyton_Tal
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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sea, it's eaSEA
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pyrio666
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Who split the Red Sea using diffusion?

Os-moses.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CoolDude777777777
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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If Fin Whales lived in the Baltic Sea, would they be called Finn Whales? reddit.com/r/whales/commeโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BlueWhaleKing
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Gotta sea this.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alyfish126
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Rowboatcop! He seas your crimes!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Blizzrobe777
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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You hear about the sinking ship that emerged in sea?

Yeah, it was a huge emerge-in-sea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/oiggemini
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21
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what types of drugs do sea creatures consume?

seaweed!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/magicshopp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I did not sea that coming.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Baseballmagic505
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What's the clingiest sea animal?

Cuddlefish.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WenDMegs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16
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Who is Geralt's favourite sea mammal?

Hugh Manatee

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I saw that a local dog owner drowned at sea last night

His good buoy couldn't save him.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/buckeyespud
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 07
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What do sea monsters eat?

Fish n ships

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Trundlingalonghard
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hotsprings1234
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16
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How does the sea decorate for Christmas

With coral reefs

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fairywithcancer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I sea what they did there with the ocean puns. By: Unknown
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EpicBro16
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Aquaman has plenty of fish in the sea.

Although he's not dating currently.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_hardeeharhar_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10
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Itโ€™s easy to be the best tavern beneath sea level...

...thatโ€™s a really low bar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Once long ago, a fisherman heard beautiful singing while he was alone a at sea.

He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.

He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.

The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.

Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/basmith0
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What would Neptune say if all the seas dried up?

I really haven't got a notion.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tmarsee530
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People might think a restaurant exclusively for sea mammals seems pointless...

But I know it will serve a porpoise.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Fantasy, Fanta sea
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TGCxavier
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Whatโ€™s in the middle of The Sea?

An empty space

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quantizila
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Sea mines
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HeyitsTonyStark
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