It ap-piers to be the sea-son for sea puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Sea crits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scorching_Flame
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What sea/ocean does not have water?

The one on a map!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CLUMSY_BOODY
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?

Wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?

A Navy Seal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.

So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtherUnameInShop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Sea Captain

A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.

He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.

((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCVisNih
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What do you call it when you catch a fish on every cast while deep sea fishing?

A-fish-in-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyMadeThis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.

I couldn’t fathom it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My son wanted jellyfish for his sea turtle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bettaa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperKnight1426
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Are we lost at sea?

I am not shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doors_2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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You must sea this!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Party-Pupper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?

They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitz_cuniculus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Did you hear about the SeaWorld trainer that was caught molesting the sea cows?

He was arrested for crimes against huge manatees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?

A Chi-horse

Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connectedwith5G
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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After eating the ship, the sea monster said,

I can’t believe I ate the hull thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call an American bee that loves sea ?

USB type-C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaa_virus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What's the sea's favourite kind of music?

A nep-tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilander494
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Two prawns were swimming around in the sea

One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. πŸ€ͺ🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthieunc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Did you hear about the sea captain that went in for a hat fitting at the local haberdashery during rough seas?

He was cap-sized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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After the exodus through the Red Sea, Moses's staff could no longer perform miracles, and still he kept it beside him the rest of his life...

...he just couldn't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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This one pirate i know jumped into the sea for attention

I think he went overboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObsessedWithLions
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I sea what you did there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lekh27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Did you hear there's no more lobsters in the sea?

There's other problems too, but this is the Maine issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intrepidity87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.

The pressure was too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you call a sea creature looking for something?

A sea searchin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magic_feet_toss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I just saw a sea bird with a really negative attitude...

it was a PELI-CAN'T!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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which sea creature wants smaller batteries?

the "more A" eel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrimsunV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenithh7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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How do you call a Sea creature that only cares about himself?

A Selfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananoGamer9000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A bee sea!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CinnamonSins1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I asked the beach where the sea was...

It said it wasn’t shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlietd76
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Chicken Of The Sea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?

She grew out of her B shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What drug is illegal under the sea?

Sea weed

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why do seagulls live near the sea?

If they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zdrfanta17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kscsuf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?

"I o n"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benhick92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks I’m good.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadchowmrade
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you get when you cross an actor with the sea?

Keanu Reefs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndGall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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