A list of puns related to "The Sea, the Sea"
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
Wet
I couldnβt fathom it.
He was arrested for crimes against huge manatees.
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
I canβt believe I ate the hull thing.
A nep-tune.
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. π€ͺπ€£
He was cap-sized.
...he just couldn't part with it.
I think he went overboard
There's other problems too, but this is the Maine issue.
It said it wasnβt shore.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
She grew out of her B shells
Sea weed
"I o n"
Bob
Keanu Reefs
Marooned
It's a gross waste of resources.
On the shellf.
Now that's a DELL ROLLING in the deep
I guess Cβs really do get degrees
Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
We should start calling them B-βs
Itβs going to be a Nessie job, but letβs get Kraken!
it looks fishy
You use a sea saw!
The title is "From C-word to sea world"
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
... I had to give them a stern warning.
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bay gulls.
If they lived by the bay, they'd be baygulls
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels!
Bob
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
Bagels
Because if they flew over the bay theyβd be called bagels.
Wet
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