The Unicorn Puns

A list of puns related to "The Unicorn"

Why did the unicorn go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling horny!

My daughter made this up when she was four years old. She's eight now but still tells it to everyone she meets.

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👤︎ u/TheFutonEng
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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You’ve heard of the Unicorn, the Pegasus, and perhaps the Alicorn...

... but have you heard of the https://imgur.com/gallery/4AoWzzB ?

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👤︎ u/MagiKKell
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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The majestic unicorn. Look at those ears!
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👤︎ u/Luyidraws
📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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What do you call a Unicorn without the horn?

A Eunuchorn

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👤︎ u/MashedHair
📅︎ Sep 21 2015
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What do you call a unicorn being eaten by a spider?

Unicorn on the cob web

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👤︎ u/wiseoldmeme
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Thisanimalia Doesnotexsistius

>!The scientific name for a unicorn.!<

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👤︎ u/hour4masterpiece
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Dadjoked my fiance

Going through the English alphabetic phonetics and she blanks on U and says U for unicorn?

Me: No. U for Uniform.

Her: Why can't U be a unicorn?

Me: Because I was born a human being babe.

Her: Rolls eyes and pulls the finger

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👤︎ u/sciazs
📅︎ Nov 13 2014
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