What should never hug a unicorn?

A Cyclops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wippwipp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What's a unicorn?

A horse that wears corn on cob on its head in order to blend in with the other magical horses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why do horses love unicorns so much?

Because they’re always horny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjmaxal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?

They are both a Fanta Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the unicorn go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling horny!

My daughter made this up when she was four years old. She's eight now but still tells it to everyone she meets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFutonEng
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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You’ve heard of the Unicorn, the Pegasus, and perhaps the Alicorn...

... but have you heard of the https://imgur.com/gallery/4AoWzzB ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagiKKell
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call a unicorn being eaten by a spider?

Unicorn on the cob web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiseoldmeme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Is a Unicorn...

Just a corn that went to college?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nasib5545
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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It's a unicorn!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silkez123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Unicorn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehssie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn

A punicorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hooterscadoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What’s a unicorn in a Christmas tree called?

A unicornament!

This was said last night in Target when we were getting ornaments. Boyfriend joke. It was a hit with the smalls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdgirl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Do you want to hear a joke about unicorns?

Never mind, it's too uniCORNY

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I wish I could love unicorns.

But love isn’t real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomantic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do you call a unicorn with its horn cut off?

A eunuchorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grammatikaas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Found a field full of unicorns πŸ¦„
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alkalimit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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Unicorn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriskBlomster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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If a unicorn is a horse with one horn...

a horse with zero horns is an acorn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tripoblast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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The majestic unicorn. Look at those ears!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luyidraws
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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What does a Unicorn wear to school?

Uniform

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNakamura
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why aren’t unicorns called unihorns?

Also, how would you describe a joke about unicorns? Unicorny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Battle-Snake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What does a Unicorn say?

Kernel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsmith23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Unicorn.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChastityPanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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I spotted a unicorn today. imgur.com/RHC7AOH
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Verycommonname2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2015
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unicorn - its a bit corny imgur.com/CG8Ao0w
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πŸ‘€︎ u/developersteve
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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What happens when you stick a needle to a unicorn balloon?

it becomes a Popcorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowlbert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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I thought I wanted a large unicorn t-bone on grill

but realised it would be huge myth-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogy650
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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What do you call a unicorn that's been de-horned?

a eunichorn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaa222111
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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[X post from /r/funny] Unicorn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awkwardphoton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
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I once tried to tickle a unicorn but missed...

It was a mystical experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemoBunny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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What do you call a unicorn with no horn?

A eunuch-corn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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What do you call a Unicorn without the horn?

A Eunuchorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MashedHair
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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