Unicorn Puns

A list of puns related to "Unicorn"

What should never hug a unicorn?

A Cyclops.

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👤︎ u/Wippwipp
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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What's a unicorn?

A horse that wears corn on cob on its head in order to blend in with the other magical horses.

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👤︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why do horses love unicorns so much?

Because they’re always horny!

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👤︎ u/tjmaxal
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?

They are both a Fanta Sea

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👤︎ u/heybuddy313
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the unicorn go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling horny!

My daughter made this up when she was four years old. She's eight now but still tells it to everyone she meets.

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👤︎ u/TheFutonEng
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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You’ve heard of the Unicorn, the Pegasus, and perhaps the Alicorn...

... but have you heard of the https://imgur.com/gallery/4AoWzzB ?

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👤︎ u/MagiKKell
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call a unicorn being eaten by a spider?

Unicorn on the cob web

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👤︎ u/wiseoldmeme
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Is a Unicorn...

Just a corn that went to college?

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👤︎ u/Nasib5545
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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It's a unicorn!
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👤︎ u/silkez123
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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Unicorn
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👤︎ u/Mehssie
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn

A punicorn

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👤︎ u/Hooterscadoo
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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What’s a unicorn in a Christmas tree called?

A unicornament!

This was said last night in Target when we were getting ornaments. Boyfriend joke. It was a hit with the smalls.

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👤︎ u/nerdgirl
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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Do you want to hear a joke about unicorns?

Never mind, it's too uniCORNY

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👤︎ u/nothing_doesnt_rhyme
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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I wish I could love unicorns.

But love isn’t real.

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👤︎ u/atomantic
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do you call a unicorn with its horn cut off?

A eunuchorn

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👤︎ u/Grammatikaas
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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Found a field full of unicorns 🦄
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👤︎ u/alkalimit
📅︎ Jul 16 2017
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Unicorn
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👤︎ u/FriskBlomster
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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If a unicorn is a horse with one horn...

a horse with zero horns is an acorn.

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👤︎ u/Tripoblast
📅︎ Feb 23 2019
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The majestic unicorn. Look at those ears!
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👤︎ u/Luyidraws
📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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What does a Unicorn wear to school?

Uniform

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👤︎ u/MrNakamura
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why aren’t unicorns called unihorns?

Also, how would you describe a joke about unicorns? Unicorny.

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👤︎ u/Battle-Snake
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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What does a Unicorn say?

Kernel.

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👤︎ u/dsmith23
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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Unicorn.
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👤︎ u/ChastityPanda
📅︎ Mar 14 2014
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I spotted a unicorn today. imgur.com/RHC7AOH
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👤︎ u/Verycommonname2
📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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unicorn - its a bit corny imgur.com/CG8Ao0w
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👤︎ u/developersteve
📅︎ Jul 01 2015
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What happens when you stick a needle to a unicorn balloon?

it becomes a Popcorn

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👤︎ u/cowlbert
📅︎ Apr 22 2017
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I thought I wanted a large unicorn t-bone on grill

but realised it would be huge myth-steak.

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👤︎ u/doogy650
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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What do you call a unicorn that's been de-horned?

a eunichorn!

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👤︎ u/aaa222111
📅︎ Mar 24 2014
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[X post from /r/funny] Unicorn
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👤︎ u/awkwardphoton
📅︎ Sep 17 2015
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I once tried to tickle a unicorn but missed...

It was a mystical experience.

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👤︎ u/DemoBunny
📅︎ Feb 21 2014
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What do you call a unicorn with no horn?

A eunuch-corn.

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👤︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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What do you call a Unicorn without the horn?

A Eunuchorn

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👤︎ u/MashedHair
📅︎ Sep 21 2015
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