What’s the difference between a post box and a rhinoceros?

Don’t know? Ok I’d better post the letter myself...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
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What do you call an elephant crossed with a rhinoceros?

Ellephino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5parky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slongstreet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhinoceros?

'Elephino! ('Ell if I know)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConditionYellow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Well eliphino?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gruheem
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino, but it sure is ugly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluecollarZen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What to you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhinoceros?

Hell if I know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaxtogrind
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhinoceros?

An elephant-rhinoceros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicpants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

'elephino!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero2dash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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What do you get when you combine a helicopter and a rhinoceros?

Hell if I know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuincyDental
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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A rhinoceros wakes to find itself in a room with no doors or windows.

All four walls of the room are made of hollow cinder block, but three of the four walls are reinforced with rebar and cement filling rendering them unbreakable.

Utterly confused, the rhinoceros studies the room for a moment and then tries ramming into the first wall to get itself free, but is stunned to find that it won't budge because it is reinforced and completely solid.

The rhinoceros shakes it off and tries ramming the second wall to knock it down, but only managed to break off a few small crumbs because it, too, is reinforced.

In a total daze, the rhinoceros tries ramming the third wall, but then falls over unconscious from trying to ram yet another reinforced wall.

After a few minutes, the rhinoceros regains consciousness and slowly pulls to its feet. Both exhausted and completely unable to withstand ramming another reinforced wall, the poor rhinoceros sinks its head in failure and has all but given up hope.

...but then, with a sudden stroke of genius, the rhinoceros stan

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shigglesmcwhigley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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An educated Rhinoceros was considering dropping out of university, which he thought was juvenile and cheesy.

He said "I can't be bothered with all this uni-corn".

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Eliphino

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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