What do you call a group of ravens trying bring crows together?

A conspiracy to commit murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_bored_wolf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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What’s the difference between an Oklahoman marsupial and a conspirator who lives on the moon?

One is a Sooner lemur and the other is a lunar schemer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomato_soup_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Did you hear about the disaster at the zoo over in the primate enclosure...

It was a real lemur-gency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltodd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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