(Advice) What are some squirrel puns...need ideas for retirement party?
One of our support staff is retiring. She's been with us for about 10 years. She is known as "squirrel", her nickname from high school.
What are some puns I can use? I plan to have several small squirrel figures holding "signs" wishing her a happy journey, but want to be creative. This will be for a small room with food, cake, coffee, and good company.
How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
I got into trouble at the park today - people told me to stop arranging the squirrels in order of height
I guess they were critter-sizing me
I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn’t like my critter sizing.
How do you call a gay squirrel
How do you make friends with a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Imade a similar one a few days ago bit i fpund more squirrels
I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.
I thought I thaw a pussycat.
Why didn’t the squirrel cross the telephone line?
How do you gain the trust of a squirrel?
I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.
What do you call a space travelling squirrel?
What does a squirrel do when it loses its mind
Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
I was thrown out of the local park for arranging the squirrels by height...
Apparently they just can’t take a little critter-sizing!
Some squirrels had a party last night
squirrel told me a joke
A Squirrel just told me a Joke, it was Nuts
What do gay squirrels eat?
Nutssss
EDIT: yikes, just a joke. No offense to the LGBTQ community.
I'd make fun of what squirrels eat
But it'd be acorn-y joke.
My son asked me how to tell a boy squirrel from a girl squirrel.
I told him to check for nuts.
Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
What is the squirrel internet called?
What does a dog say when it chases a squirrel up to the tree?
If I could talk to squirrels...
I bet I'd have a pretty nutty conversation.
Why are squirrels not circus animals?
They don’t like to work for peanuts.
'No Nut November' has a whole other meaning for squirrels.
Why don't squirrels swim in cold water?
A doctor for obese squirrels
Female squirrels like to stay close to the males...
... but only 'cause their nuts.
You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?
I saw plenty of squirrels this morning cycling through the park.
I don't know how they can afford bikes.
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
They're both perfectly safe until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Today, I saw a squirrel poop for the first time in my life.
"How do you get a squirrel to like you?"
I got kicked out of the park for lining squirrels up by height...
They said I was too critter-sizing
I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.....
They didn’t like me critter sizing.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
I got thrown out of the park for measuring the squirrels
I guess they didn't want me critter sizing.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut
How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
How do you get a squirrel to lien you
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn't like me critter sizing.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
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