What do you call a poisonous moose?

Venomoose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeballKid143923
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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.

Those damn mooselimbs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a moose that crosses the red sea?

Mooses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cringemuffin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What do you call a Moose who doesn’t give out his name?

Anonymoose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-james-
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Me: I saw a moose on the way to work this morning.

Dad: How did you know it was on its way to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodunk
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What do you call a moose that wants to stay hidden?

An Anonymoose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5SadWhiteGuys
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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What do you call an evil moose with two legs?

Moose-O-Leaney

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanseacrust
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What do you call a sleepy moose?

A snooze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do you call a moose who suck at everything?

A loose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do you call a depressed moose?

A noose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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If the plural of goose is geese then the plural of moose is meese.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Aron_James
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Wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose, wee fish, ewe, a mare, egrets, moose...

... and a hippo gnu year.

First saw that one in 1984 and it burned itself into my memory. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matti_Matti_Matti
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What do you call a moose that cares about their privacy?

Anony-moose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
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Did You Hear About The Moose Who Became A Comedian?

He's very amoosing.

I am so proud of this awful joke I made up XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SingingShadowFox
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Baby tried to feed a tennis ball to a plush moose...

9 month old is trying to be generous, and puts teething toys (or anything he can grab) in other people's mouths. It's very nice.

He had one of the dog's tennis balls, and tried to put it in this giant stuffed moose's mouth.

Me to wife: "He seems so concerned that it's not eating."

Wife to me: "Well, he hasn't eaten in years."

Me to wife: "He can't eat any more, he's stuffed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surfrock66
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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Chocolate Moose

So once a year my dad throws this moose party, where they serve only moose, which he have caught himself. Well anyways, when i asked him, and my mom what they were serving for desert they looked at each other and giggeld, '' chocolate moose of course'' (chocolate mousse) facepalmed so hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MurtMurt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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