Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did

I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.

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I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.

It’s all Maple leaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berryman85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada

He said he got an "eh".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_draw_the_comics
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Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada

It's Trudeau.

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I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin

is Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
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My daughter got me a β€œCanada β€œ sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?

β€œIt’s aspirational β€œ she said.

Ooooof...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleep_adict
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why was the US mad at Canada for remaining part of the commonwealth?

Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wnlm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Only Canada's Prime Minister…

…makes the true dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
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I once tried to drink Canada Dry

Then they deported me

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While taking a fall foliage tour through Canada last year, our guide asked us what we thought of their trees.

I told him they look oak-eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?

Triple Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrgonz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Canada has a queen and a prime minister. Don't believe me?

It's true though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lenarizan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call alcoholics anonymous in Canada?

Eh eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What kind of gun is common in Canada?

An β€œEh K”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharmerino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What's the most common blood type in Canada?

Eh positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada

is it a 34 degree murder in the US?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriezaAndHoushi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Canada has some really weird food.

I heard they mix together fish, mayonnaise, and 2 dollar coins and call it "Toonie Salad".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is

It's Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eventualmente
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why’s it called β€œCanada”?

Because when they were first asked to spell it, they said β€œC, eh. N, eh. D, eh”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Advaldinho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Yesterday, someone asked me to make a joke about Canada

I’m sorry, I can’t think of anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid

They give us Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquireX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Want to know how the founders of Canada came up with the name?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and a guy pulled them out one by one.

The first is pulled out and the guy says β€œC eh?” The second is pulled out of the hat and the guy says β€œN eh?” The last letter is pulled out and the guy says β€œD eh?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eric997
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I just found out Canada isn’t real

Turns out it was all mapleleaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hzohn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I was taking my children on a tour of the largest territory in Canada, but they kept acting up so I turned around and went home.

My wife was mad about it, but I don't care! I was having Nunavut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What is Canada called when it fails at something?

Can'tada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoKai
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Did you hear about Canada’s new green initiative?

They’re replacing plastic water bottles with a Canada water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lanman33
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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How did the Canadian’s come up with the name β€œCanada”?

There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain. One person said β€œC, eh?” A second person said β€œN, eh?” A third person said β€œD, eh?”

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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.

Those damn mooselimbs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.

I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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We imported a tree from Canada.

It's pretty oak, eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Canada

You never seen territories in the news, I guess they want nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnuggSnuggs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do Canada and Mexico have in common?

They have us in the middle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lshawel
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What was hockey called before it became popular in Canada?

Hock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bukkakkemassacre
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?

You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diebeatus1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Thank god Canada’s not the global super power

Or we'd all be sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llMude13ll
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At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus

But then someone told me it was trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterrrage
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Canada is planning a mission to the moon

We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What is the leading cause of liver disease in Canada?

Hepatitis Eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cthutzpah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Canada..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
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What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?

Sasquatch-ewan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubsytheBobcat
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Someone told me Yukon is the largest territory in Canada

But I'm having Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Canada

A Canadian man is told to write a paper on a letter, so he says

An "S," eh?

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What do you call a dinosaur from Canada?

A Torontosaurus Rex!

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"What part of Canada are you from?"

"Nunavut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreyBeerdTheDrunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My friend wouldn't believe that Canada has a Prime Minster.

I told him it's Trudeau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gubaxter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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TIL that Canada doesn't have a president, they have a prime minister only....

Believe me or not its true tho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Partucero69
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Canada isn't real

It's MapleLeaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malicar
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