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Yukon Puns

A list of puns related to "Yukon"

Someone told me Yukon is the largest territory in Canada

But I'm having Nunavut.

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👤︎ u/ChargingTiger
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you call a potato that knows CPR?

A resusci-tater!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Wow, only 33 upvotes? I guess you guys just weren't that Inuit /r/dadjokes/comments/h95x…
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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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All my Canadian friends don't think they can count on me...

but I know Yukon count on me because I'm having Nunavut.

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👤︎ u/lavande21
📅︎ May 11 2020
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What did the optimistic potato say to the pessimistic potato?

Yukon do it!!

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👤︎ u/bananalalagot
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who was sick and tired of living in northern Canada?

He wanted Nunavut.

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👤︎ u/Dye_Fledermau5
📅︎ Jun 09 2015
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What did John McEnroe say when he got to the smallest and westernmost of Canada's three federal territories?

Yukon't be serious!

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👤︎ u/ultra-saurus
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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I asked my family "Canadad travel to the Great White North"

My children replied "Yukon", but my wife was having Nunavut.

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👤︎ u/aselunar
📅︎ Jul 09 2017
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My dad when he met my wife

My family lives in Texas. My wife is from New England. When she told my dad that she lived near UConn, he told her that he always thought that was in Alaska.

Still not sure if he was serious or joking, which makes it a particularly effective joke.

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👤︎ u/OldArmyMetal
📅︎ Sep 23 2013
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Dadjoked by mother in law

Driving down the street, see sign that says "Yukon Rd closed, take detour." Mother in law in backseat says "aahh, Yukon't drive there."

Groaning intensifies....

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👤︎ u/boj3143
📅︎ May 12 2014
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