For dinner we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew

That rabbit, found Himalayan on the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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I made Himalayan rabbit stew for supper tonight for my family

I found Himalayan on the side of the road on my way home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up.

I always see Himalayan there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?

Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Where does a Himalayan guide buy their clothes?

At the Sherpa Image store!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xeper-Institute
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Wanna hear a story of how my Himalayan friend and I climbed Mt Everest?

I actually made it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Himalayan tombstones don't say RIP.

They say Everest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to sleep.

I guess it's an insomni-yak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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When my Himalayan friend told his son to go sheer a yak's fur, the son replied...

"Sherpa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My Himalayan friend has a cow that won’t lay down

I’m always checking to see if it will Everest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellicose_buddha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?

Herastandin pepper.

Courtesy of my very own father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terry-Fold
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I'm exhausted like a Himalayan mountain.

When will I Everest

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Have you ever seen a Himalayan opossum?

I saw one on the way home. Himalayan in the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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My dad asked me if I had ever had Himalayan possum before...

I asked him what Himalayan possum was and he said, "Oh you know, it's the kind of possum you find on the road and him a laying there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keehcyma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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Why did the Himalayan farmer have trouble hearing his livestock?

He couldn't find an Ox cord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoast
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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What did the Himalayan son say to his father when he had asked him to do something?

"Sherpa"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armyman194
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.

We found himalayan on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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My Himalayan friend has a bull that refuses to stand up.

I always see Himalayan there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Tonight I'm gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan Possum,

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Tonight I'm gonna have Himalayan possum soup

Because I found Himalayan on the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What do you call a Himalayan cow that can't sleep?

An insomni-yak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NashtyBoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Himalayan possum soup

I found Himalayan in the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltShaker1_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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