Mount Everest Puns

“It’s to look at.”

Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.

Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!

When people meet him, they just find Himalayan there

This is snow joke.

I said "Wow! To scale?"

He said "No, just to look at"

In the end, I’m not sure whether he made it up.

>!had to put the punch line on the title!<

The steaks couldn't be any higher

It's all been downhill from that.

Mountain Jew

I guess it’s all downhill from here

He had the highest Stan turds.

So I took a trip to Mount Everest

Yesterday he scaled Mount Everest.

Mount Everest

I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."

"Is it to scale? " "No,just to look at! "

It's all downhill from there.