I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, โIs it to scale?โ I replied, โNoโฆโ
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Did you hear about the Mt. Everest expedition that got snowed in?
They said their nights were intents....
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Did you know bees could fly higher than Mount Everest?
Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!
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︎ Sep 21 2020
How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
My life peaked when I finally climbed Mt. Everest
But it's all been downhill from there.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Wanna hear a story of how my Himalayan friend and I climbed Mt Everest?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Did you hear about the man without legs who lives at the foot of Mount Everest?
When people meet him, they just find Himalayan there
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︎ Jun 24 2020
An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
My son asked me what it's like to climb Mt. Everest
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︎ Jun 06 2020
So the travel agency said I could climb Mt. Everest and it would only cost $100,000.
I said no thanks, that's a bit too steep.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
My dad showed me his new Mount Everest replica today
I said "Wow! To scale?"
He said "No, just to look at"
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︎ May 15 2019
How you call a science-fiction film that is setted in Everest mountain?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
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︎ May 15 2019
I always wondered what was on top of Mt. Everest
I guess it always peak-ed my curiosity.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Iโm suspicious of my friendโs story about how he climbed Mount Everest.
In the end, Iโm not sure whether he made it up.
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︎ Sep 05 2018
Does the people who climb Mount Everest... everest
>!had to put the punch line on the title!<
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︎ May 24 2019
Have you heard about the butcher who risked everything and opened a shop on top of Mount Everest?
The steaks couldn't be any higher
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
I think my highest achievement was climbing Mount Everest.
It's all been downhill from that.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
My soon is climbing Everest. I asked him if he had a guide.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
What do you call a rabbi that climbed to the top of Mount Everest?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
Im sure the views from Everest's peak are breathtaking...
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?
It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.
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︎ Dec 30 2017
I finally reached the top of Mount Everest
I guess itโs all downhill from here
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︎ Aug 27 2018
Everest is 7 miles high...
that sounds like a mountain of a challenge.
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︎ Sep 08 2017
I finally achived my lifelong goal of climbing to the top of Everest...
But since then it's all been down hill...
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︎ Nov 28 2016
Did you hear about the man who survived the fall from Mt Everest?
Yeah, he just couldn't stick the landing.
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︎ Jul 29 2017
Stanley refused to poop until he got to the summit of mount Everest.
He had the highest Stan turds.
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︎ Oct 14 2016
"I've built a model of Mount Everest "
"Is it to scale? "
"No,just to look at! "
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Once you reach the top of Mount Everest
It's all downhill from there.
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