Mount Everest Puns

A list of puns related to "Mount Everest"

I had a friend who smoked weed on Mount Everest.

He told me he was really high.

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👤︎ u/RedShirtCashion
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”

“It’s to look at.”

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?

Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Did you know bees could fly higher than Mount Everest?

Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!

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👤︎ u/loot98
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Did you hear about the man without legs who lives at the foot of Mount Everest?

When people meet him, they just find Himalayan there

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👤︎ u/xone01
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area.

This is snow joke.

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👤︎ u/a9lex
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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My dad showed me his new Mount Everest replica today

I said "Wow! To scale?"

He said "No, just to look at"

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👤︎ u/SlimShaney8418
📅︎ May 15 2019
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I’m suspicious of my friend’s story about how he climbed Mount Everest.

In the end, I’m not sure whether he made it up.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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Does the people who climb Mount Everest... everest

>!had to put the punch line on the title!<

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👤︎ u/GamingGod07770
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Have you heard about the butcher who risked everything and opened a shop on top of Mount Everest?

The steaks couldn't be any higher

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👤︎ u/ChickN-Stu
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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I think my highest achievement was climbing Mount Everest.

It's all been downhill from that.

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👤︎ u/Dadika000
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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What do you call a rabbi that climbed to the top of Mount Everest?

Mountain Jew

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👤︎ u/HomagawdUleh
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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I finally reached the top of Mount Everest

I guess it’s all downhill from here

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👤︎ u/yosoyellogan
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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Stanley refused to poop until he got to the summit of mount Everest.

He had the highest Stan turds.

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 14 2016
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I broke my leg and the doctor told me to keep my leg elevated.

So I took a trip to Mount Everest

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👤︎ u/King_Cakes
📅︎ May 16 2020
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My grandfather has this weird habit of naming all the fish he catches.

Yesterday he scaled Mount Everest.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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Do you know what’s pretty big in Nepal?

Mount Everest

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👤︎ u/TMPNDR
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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I bought a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"

I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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"I've built a model of Mount Everest "

"Is it to scale? " "No,just to look at! "

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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Once you reach the top of Mount Everest

It's all downhill from there.

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👤︎ u/TheFeelsGoodMan
📅︎ Aug 28 2017
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