My friend moved to Nepal immediately after graduation to be a Sherpa.

He's now living the high life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Did you hear about the hit and run in Nepal?

They found Himalayan in the street!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiWan1123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Why did cat-woman's partner insist on vacationing in Nepal?

Because that's where the cat-man *do*.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fisherkingpoet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Do you know what’s pretty big in Nepal?

Mount Everest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMPNDR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Dad explains to mum what's happening in Nepal.

Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"

Dad: "The earth is quaking".

Mum: "Sigh".

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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....

He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What is the best selling ice cream in Kathmandu?

A Nepal-itan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erroran93
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:

I want to wreck ya vic!

Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?

Coz He'll sinky

What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?

Their Brunei

Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.

Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.

I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"

The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin

Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!

The people of

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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