"Imma firin Malaysia!"
I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.
I haven't slept since last year, and I'm EXHAUSTED!
Me: "Dad I'm thirsty."
Dad: "Hi thirsty! I'm Friday, wanna go out Saturday and have a sundae?"
I have loved this ever since I began understanding just how awesome these jokes are.
We are on holiday in Malaysia and she has started to grow beyond merely appreciating good jokes.
In the car, as we're starting to make speed I tell her I'm closing the windows so she should turn on the a/c. She then shouts: "Heyyy, the a/c was on all the time!" Me: "It's cool." She laughs; we happy.
Fast forward twenty minutes to the gas station. We're outside eating our icecream when I shout: "Baby look at my icecream, it's smoking!" She grins and has that evil twinkle in her eyes that seperates the dads from the fathers, and says: "It's cool." Our future kids are in for a treat.