What do you call a bear from Malaysia?

Koala Lumpur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewhashish
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?

"Imma firin Malaysia!"

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I have an Asian friend who plays a lot of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Necropony1457
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Do you know there has been a murder on every street in Dunedin? imgur.com/35D0sz1
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It's 1am on January 1st where I live.

I haven't slept since last year, and I'm EXHAUSTED!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Been meaning to post my dad's joke for a wile.

Me: "Dad I'm thirsty."

Dad: "Hi thirsty! I'm Friday, wanna go out Saturday and have a sundae?"

I have loved this ever since I began understanding just how awesome these jokes are.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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My Chinese girlfriend will make a great dad someday

We are on holiday in Malaysia and she has started to grow beyond merely appreciating good jokes.

In the car, as we're starting to make speed I tell her I'm closing the windows so she should turn on the a/c. She then shouts: "Heyyy, the a/c was on all the time!" Me: "It's cool." She laughs; we happy.

Fast forward twenty minutes to the gas station. We're outside eating our icecream when I shout: "Baby look at my icecream, it's smoking!" She grins and has that evil twinkle in her eyes that seperates the dads from the fathers, and says: "It's cool." Our future kids are in for a treat.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2015
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