BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board

Whoops, wrong sub.

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In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...

Pho Ton Torpedoes.

(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)

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What do you call leaving the Vietnam war with a new wife?

A Nguyen-Nguyen

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I wanna go spend a few weeks working a waiter in Vietnam so I can tell my kids I served in 'Nam.
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In 1969 I was posted to Vietnam; I can't believe I fit inside the envelope. /r/oneliners/comments/gktโ€ฆ
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My friend went to Vietnam a while back, she could receive texts but not send them so I saw this as a perfect opportunity to send her some quality puns
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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know 'cause YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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My two favorite coworkers are both from Vietnam.

so working with them is always a Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dubeykeebler
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Why didn't Anakin Skywalker go to Vietnam?

He was a Draft Evader

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What did the Japanese rose say to the American soldier when they met in Vietnam?

Miso Thorny

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My dad was talking to his dad at dinner today. My grandfather was drafted and fought in Vietnam for 11 months

Dad: Did you have any issues when you got back from war?

Granddad: Clearly. I met my wife

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This building is Vietnam war era construction...

theres a draft.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mcnutty226
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A Vietnam vet bought me a drill head set

texted my dad "A nice Vietnam Vet just bought me a drill set!"

Dad: "He must have been a good man in Nam, and it sounds like he's a good man now. Looks like he hasn't changed a BIT!"

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Some guy injected my dog with napalm the other day.

I think he was Vietnam vet.

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What do you call Vietnamese animal doctors?

Vietnam Vets.

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What do you call an animal doctor in Da Nang?

A Vietnam vet.

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These puns are Capital!

So I had a productive day at work coming up with these Capital City puns a year ago today. Thought they were too good not to share!

Why did the Geordie arrange a holiday to Romania?

To book a rest!

Bob Mortimer was speaking to his comedy partner's wife saying he wanted to take him on a piss up to Iceland. When asked why he said:

I want to wreck ya vic!

Why should you never let a man go swimming in Finland with weights on his ankles?

Coz He'll sinky

What do people most commonly use toilet paper for in Bandar Seri Begawan?

Their Brunei

Catwoman bet her male counterpart he couldn't pronouce the capitol of Nepal. But cat man do.

Why was the Polish man rubbing his bollocks? Coz they warsaw.

I just came up with a cracking pun for Japan. Alas, all the wife could say was "What Tokyo so long?"

The ex Mrs McCartney got naked in East Germany in the 80s. She was known for years in the area as Bare-lin

Cheap flights to Russia still available! Book now! Everything Moscow!

The people of

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The stars are bright

My dad is a Navy Vietnam vet who is about to be a retired GM electrical engineer. He is retiring against his will because he has had three strokes, colon cancer, a pulmonary embolism, necrotic esophagus, renal failure, pneumonia, basically a medical shitstorm and he survived it all. In the process, he has lost a lot of memory and quite a bit of his cognitive abilities and furthermore, his balance. However, when I took out the trash tonight at nearly half past ten, I couldn't help but notice how beautiful the stars looked outside tonight. So upon returning, I told my mom and dad "The stars sure are bright tonight. They look amazing." To which my dad then asked, "You know why they're so bright, right?" Now I'm an amateur astronomer. Hell, my first and only telescope was inherited to me by my mother who got it from her father. So knowing its winter and I live in Michigan, I tell my father, "Because its so cold and dry, the star light isn't blocked as much?" His reply; "No. Its because the

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Which country has the most irritating city?

Vietnam, its very Hannoying

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Dadjoked my dad from halfway across the planet.

My Father is currently on vacation with my Mother in Vietnam and everyday he sends photo trip reports.

Today he emailed me and sent the following.

Countryside on way to My Son Sanctuary.

My Son is thick in the middle of the jungle.

To which I replied back.

"No I'm not, I'm at work."

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I laughed at my own joke (I was the only one)

The following is a text exchange between me and a friend:

Friend: Arrived safely in Vietnam. See you in a few weeks!

Me: Glad to hear You've reached your destinASIAN!

Bonus points: I used the asian face character emoji!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stillnoxsleeper
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Dadjoked my history teacher in class

So, in class we were talking about the Vietnam War and while talking about the coup detat the teacher asks "Does anyone know what a coup is?" So I say "a place where they hold chickens"

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