My dad told me about a new vietnamese soup that used bread instead of noodles. I asked him if he was joking...

...he said, "nah, pho real dough."

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Your Indian restaurant is naan profit?

My Vietnamese is pho profit.

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The best oriental dad pun.

My dad was born in Japan. We're an average looking white family. My dad says he doesn't look Asian because when he crossed the ocean he became disoriented.

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What’s a mouse-deer?

It’s a small rodent sweetheart.

topical dad joke

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