What do you call someone who takes pictures of Vietnamese soup?
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βSorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food deliveryβ
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Did you hear about the most recent Vietnamese automobile?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Did you hear about the anarchist group who run around vandalizing Vietnamese restaurants?
They call themselves anti-pho
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I tried to give the Uber Eats driver another tip for my Vietnamese soup.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
The Vietnamese restaurant was very rude about the long line they had tonight...
...it was a big Phα» queue.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
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︎ Dec 05 2020
My local Vietnamese restaurant
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︎ Feb 14 2020
I know a Vietnamese couple who got married and decided to both hyphenate their last names
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen scenario
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Have you heard that there are some people who are against Vietnamese soup?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you call Vietnamese soup that is really, really good?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
What does a pirate order in a Vietnamese bar
Pho Hoe Hoe and a bottle of rum
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︎ Jul 12 2020
A really want a Vietnamese roll.
But they Bahn Mi from going outside.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I want to go buy a Vietnamese sandwich
but they bÑnh mì from going outside
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What do you call a soup fit for Vietnamese royalty?
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︎ Mar 07 2020
That Vietnamese noodle house is really amazing
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︎ Feb 12 2020
My Vietnamese driver told me several riddles yesterday, do you know what they were?
First off a six-parter
- If there are 500 rocks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?
A: 499
- How do you get an elephant into a fridge? This is a three part process
A: open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
- How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? This is a four part process
A: open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
- All the animals go to heaven for a meeting, but one can't come, why not?
A: the giraffe, it's in the fridge.
- A weak old lady has to cross a river full of alligators, how does she get across?
A: the alligators are at the meeting in heaven.
- As soon as the old lady gets across the river she dies, how?
A: the rock fell on her head.
No 2
A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round.
He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool.
Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon.
Looks good.
The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy".
How did he know?
A: he was wearing a naval uniform.
Anyone know similar nonsense?
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︎ Sep 21 2019
What do you call Vietnamese food?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?
They didnt Nguyen a single game
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︎ Feb 01 2020
People who are afraid of strong preferences for Vietnamese soups have...
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︎ Jan 16 2020
If you order sushi in a Vietnamese restaurant,
would that be considered a Pho pas?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What do you call Vietnamese animal doctors?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Have you heard about the new Mexican/Vietnamese fusion restaurant?
They're speciality is phojitas
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︎ Aug 12 2019
βͺWhat did my daughter say at the Vietnamese restaurant when I ordered her the π² soup instead of the vermicelli bowl? β¬
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Me: Hey, wanna try Vietnamese for dinner tonight?
Wife: What, pho?
Me: Just to try something different.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
When you are stuck in an elevator, but really craving some Vietnamese.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
Iβm tired of all the creative ways to name Vietnamese soup restaurants.
Itβs become a Pho King joke.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Light reflecting off Vietnamese soup should be called Pho tons
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︎ Jan 30 2019
My son and I went to a new Vietnamese restaurant that offers herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. When they brought our order, I saidβ¦
"Look, thyme fries when youβre having pho!"
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︎ Aug 14 2019
What do you call an irrational fear of Vietnamese noodles?
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︎ Nov 03 2018
I opened a Concession Stand at the World Cup selling Vietnamese food, but apparently it wasnβt very authentic.
So I called it FIFA Faux Pho.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Grand Opening of a Vietnamese/Italian Restaurant
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︎ Oct 20 2018
My two Vietnamese friends got married.
They both really love one another. Itβs a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
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︎ Aug 30 2018
I want to open a Vietnamese / Italian restaurant named Pho-GetAboutIt
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︎ Jul 28 2017
Back in the nineties, the band Sparks had a Vietnamese booker who wanted them to play a Sinatra tribute show
and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked
"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"
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︎ Jul 04 2019
A Vietnamese restaurant just opened near the Large Hadron Collider.
Pho-Ton; they are known for their light broth.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I'm going to open a Vietnamese restaurant that caters to the skeptic.
I think I'll name it But Pho Real.
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︎ May 16 2019
I'm not allowed at the local Vietnamese restaurant anymore...
I guess they decided to bÑnh mì for life.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
What's it called when you have to wait in line for Vietnamese soup?
Pho queue.
What happens when you finally get your soup but you caught a cold while you were waiting?
Pho cough.
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︎ May 29 2017
I was waiting for my lunch at the Vietnamese food truck, when a guy tried to cut in line in front of me.
I said, β Dude, pho queue.β
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︎ Apr 16 2019
I am not allowed anywhere near the Vietnamese restaurant in my town.
They decided to Banh Mi for life.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Most places can't support floating markets, but this Vietnamese city
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︎ Nov 16 2017
My wife asked if I felt like vietnamese for dinner
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︎ Feb 20 2014
Mr. T visited my local Vietnamese restaurant.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
My husband didn't want to share Vietnamese food...
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︎ Apr 13 2019
When Vietnamese people marry each other, itβs a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
I went to a Vietnamese restaurant. The food was to die pho.
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