Japanese pun
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Why do Japanese cars scratch themselves when counting?
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︎ May 25 2021
I got bit by a Japanese mosquito on the leg, now I got a Japanese one and two
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︎ May 18 2021
According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Iβm addicted to salad and Japanese porn
I like Asian dressing and Asian undressing.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What's the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I have 1000 drawings of a Japanese board game.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Did you hear that Lady Gaga has an Irish-Japanese stepsister?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Went to a Japanese restaurant and ordered toad legs
Miso Horny, as they called it
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︎ Apr 09 2021
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What do the Japanese call a gang member responsible for keeping the boss's beer cold?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What state in the US speaks Japanese?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Can anyone tell me the Japanese word for "good"
I dont know it, but I thought umaido
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Whatβs three, nine in Japanese?
Them: San kyu.
Me: Youβre welcome.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
What did the Japanese man say when he saw his boy scratch his leg?
1 2, 3?
Edit: read the numbers in Japanese
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︎ Oct 17 2020
How do tiny Japanese dogs say hello?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Why did the Japanese brewer take fermented rice to church ?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Neither of them remembers what the Japanese call seaweed.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A Japanese zoo just celebrated the birth of a baby elephant
Before that nobody addressed the elephant in the womb.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Whatβs the collective noun for a group of Japanese calligraphy comedians?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What do you call a Japanese swordfish?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
How does a Japanese baby say hello?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Idk I'm not Japanese
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︎ Jul 15 2020
My friends and I were discussing about different kinds of alcoholic drinks, and this guy kept talking about a Japanese one
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︎ Jul 28 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?
Because they prefer raw men.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Japanese Cuisine
Friend: You tried Yakiniku when you were in Japan?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: What kind?
Me: I had horumon
Friend: Oh... that's offal.
Me: It really was.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I love Japanese cars
I usually drive my Nissan nephew to school.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I finally gave Japanese Natto a try
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︎ Sep 24 2020
My girlfriend didn't like to eat Japanese food, sushi left me.
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︎ May 10 2020
How do you say 'sup dawg' in Japanese?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
How does a Japanese frog say thanks?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes when they die.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?
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︎ Sep 14 2019
How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes to cyan before they die.
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