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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeozZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why do Japanese cars scratch themselves when counting?

Itchy Nissan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naysh123
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I got bit by a Japanese mosquito on the leg, now I got a Japanese one and two

Itchy knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizhi1234
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.

Cyan Aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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I’m addicted to salad and Japanese porn

I like Asian dressing and Asian undressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FyreBrawlStars
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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What's the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?

Annie Mae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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I have 1000 drawings of a Japanese board game.

Go figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockphotog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...

But I can Samurais

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Did you hear that Lady Gaga has an Irish-Japanese stepsister?

Her name is Rady O'Gaga.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Went to a Japanese restaurant and ordered toad legs

Miso Horny, as they called it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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What do the Japanese call a gang member responsible for keeping the boss's beer cold?

The Yakoozie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImJKP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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What state in the US speaks Japanese?

Ohio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redzzdelady
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call Japanese alphabet soup?

Ramen Numerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diriector_Doc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Can anyone tell me the Japanese word for "good"

I dont know it, but I thought umaido

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What’s three, nine in Japanese?

Them: San kyu.

Me: You’re welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the Japanese man say when he saw his boy scratch his leg?

1 2, 3?

Edit: read the numbers in Japanese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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How do tiny Japanese dogs say hello?

Konichihuahua.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Why did the Japanese brewer take fermented rice to church ?

For Christ's sakΓ© !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshawshank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Neither of them remembers what the Japanese call seaweed.

Nor I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A Japanese zoo just celebrated the birth of a baby elephant

Before that nobody addressed the elephant in the womb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanielleS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?

Konichihuahua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?

Kawaii five-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcarrot9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicRat7913
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What’s the collective noun for a group of Japanese calligraphy comedians?

Comic sans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call a Japanese swordfish?

A KaTUNA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunchBox3188
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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How does a Japanese baby say hello?

Konnichi WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nougat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Idk I'm not Japanese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsshayann
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My friends and I were discussing about different kinds of alcoholic drinks, and this guy kept talking about a Japanese one

just for the Sake of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coconutbunch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You can’t come in without a Thai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?

Because they prefer raw men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leif_hans
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Japanese Cuisine

Friend: You tried Yakiniku when you were in Japan?

Me: Yeah.

Friend: What kind?
Me: I had horumon

Friend: Oh... that's offal.

Me: It really was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theonlybobtheduck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I love Japanese cars

I usually drive my Nissan nephew to school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?

Dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSteer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I finally gave Japanese Natto a try

It is natto my liking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lizeck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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My girlfriend didn't like to eat Japanese food, sushi left me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanitizem8
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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How do you say 'sup dawg' in Japanese?

Konichihuahua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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How does a Japanese frog say thanks?

Arigatoad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ofek_dab
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?

Konichihuahua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzz7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicRat7913
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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