Japanese pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeozZ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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How do tiny Japanese dogs say hello?

Konichihuahua.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?

Konichihuahua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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My friends and I were discussing about different kinds of alcoholic drinks, and this guy kept talking about a Japanese one

just for the Sake of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coconutbunch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Idk I'm not Japanese
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsshayann
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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How often does the Japanese supermarket restock their milk supply?

Dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSteer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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My grandfather is still mad at the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

I explained to him that it was the Americans who made the movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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How do you say 'sup dawg' in Japanese?

Konichihuahua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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My girlfriend didn't like to eat Japanese food, sushi left me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanitizem8
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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How does a Japanese frog say thanks?

Arigatoad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ofek_dab
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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I started to count in Japanese earlier...

Yeah, I had an itchy knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asbestos_fingers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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Daughter asks if she should learn how to write Japanese

Well, I said go left ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lake-stein
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Do you know what ratatouille is in Japanese?

Itadakimouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamPeachie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I bought a collectors bottle of sake from a Japanese restaurant

It was a keepsake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I'm a Japanese woman that free dives for pearls.

ama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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What's dad's favorite dish in Japanese restaurants?

The eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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My wife asked me if I could speak Japanese to her

I said γƒŽ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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I saw my friend stealing some traditional Japanese clothing.

Kimono she didn’t!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaterminator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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What did the Japanese hillbilly name his daughter?

Anna Mae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThadElon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?

Kim, oh no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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I saw a very spicy Japanese pizza demon.

It was a Pepper Oni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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Why do Japanese restaurants never last

Because they are tempura-ry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marney2013
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Did you hear about that dyslexic japanese samurai?

He was so dishonored, he commited Sudoku.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/draadhaai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What’s a β€˜90s computer’s favorite kind of Japanese food?

CD-ROMen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplesofpie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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When a japanese warrior gives you a brief overview of something,..

..does that mean he's samuraizing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/precision1998
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Some Japanese humor for you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gortagon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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This happened tonight. Dinner at a Japanese restaurant. My appetizer was a tuna taco topped with wakeme

Singing β€œWakeme up before you go go” apparently wasn’t as hysterical to everyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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An englishman, a frenchman, an african and a half-japanese man all order iced tea

It was very bizarre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotEye9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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If kpop is Korean pop, and jpop is Japanese pop, would Filipino pop be fpop or ppop?

Neither, it’s karaoke night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amacedaa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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After 10 years of faithful service, my Japanese printer finally died on me yesterday.

It was like a Brother to me.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What did the japanese cow say to the other cow

Wagyu doin?

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chococookiecake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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I thought a had a Japanese friend.

But it was just my imagine Asian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quibabycakes5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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A japanese spy is a ninja. What do you call a chinese spy?

A tourist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabyHer4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

πŸ‘︎ 666
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Blobby2343
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Traditional Japanese poet smokes pot

He wanted to write haiku

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?

Umami!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I once knew how to make a 300 foot long Japanese omelette, but I don't anymore.

That was a long tamago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I bet when Japanese chefs get stressed in the kitchen about not having enough pots and pans...

They just go for a wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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My wife thinks I don't know how to say, "My" in Japanese...

...but really, watashi no?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DermitTheFregg
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Japanese cats are the best.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-STRANGER-_-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you get when you cross a Japanese person with a rooster?

A cock Asian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazst
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Where do Japanese mafiosi take a bath?

In a yakuzzi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Grumpy Japanese cooks have bad tempura.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/developmentmule
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What did the cannibal order when he ate at a Japanese resturant?

Ramen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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How do you say hi to japanese homies?

Tok Yo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jige1337
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a Chihuahua that only knows how to say hello in japanese?

A konichiwahua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erics5ej
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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My Japanese friend, Nara, is leaving today.

He always makes these lame jokes.

Before he left, he said he'll Skype me from Japan and said "see you on the flip side!"

Sigh, oh Nara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grey_rook
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My girlfriend just can't resist swimming in those water features outside of Japanese restaurants.

She just loves playing Koi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What does Japanese bull say just before killing someone with its horns?

Omaewa moo shindeiru

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shameless_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What did the canadian student say when his japanese teacher came to school wearing cologne?

Scents, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unicornsponge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Japanese family Take

Mr Take Mrs Take Miss Take

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJiwnl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I took my son to a Japanese place for dinner.

We ordered a beef dish cooked with soy sauce and sugar.

My son took a bite and decided he doesn’t like it. He spit it out and said: β€œThat tastes terrible! Yuck!”

I said: β€œYou can even call it terri-yucky”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimraynor0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What did the Japanese cat say when he arrived in Mexico?

Γ‘an

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badjokesalltheway
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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It was really easy to get kicked out of the Japanese air force

They had a zero Tolerance policy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BIgbluetootoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Did you hear about that Japanese foodie who got became transgender and now goes by Edward, but then got pregnant and had a baby and joined the baby bloggers?

His blog is called Ed - A Mommy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smrkk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you call a Japanese ghost who's not scary?

Nobu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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How do you say 'wassap dawg?' in Japanese?

Konnichihuahua

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeemchan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I saw a Japanese girl crying next to the road and asked what was wrong. I ordered a car for her, but...

she refused and kept saying, "Oniisan! Oniisan!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBrownGames
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What’s the Latin name for a Japanese carp split in half?

Koitus interruptus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deceze
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Japanese foods have such weird names.

They always claim to be yaki but are actually pretty yummy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotdogandcheeese
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What do you call Japanese Rap?

Rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoodlethehoodle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Please God, let me have some Japanese noodles.

Ramen.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a Japanese man who brings cats back from the dead?

A Nekomancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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When a Japanese fry cook completes his training he's presented with a Hibachilor's Degree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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What did one Japanese bee say to the other?

Wasabi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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How does a Japanese person with no hands unlock their door?

Toe key, yo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukaisora_
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My grandpa is still pissed off at the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

I had to tell him that it was the Americans who made that movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What do you call a Harley Davidson made with Japanese parts?

Hardly Davidson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?

The Mega Drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Mariposa5487
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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So I was trying to decide if my favorite type of Asian food is Chinese or Japanese...

I decided to call it a Thai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigstick713
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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How do you call a Japanese student that skips classes?

Nontendo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadow135764
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I saw a Japanese martial artist I know, I've seen him on tv before so I excitedly waved at him. He's confused and said "I don't believe we've met"

I said "I recognize Judo"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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The other day someone asked if I could name the Japanese term for those ninja throwing stars.

I said, "Sure I can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuez_jr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2016
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The Japanese cook was having trouble with her boyfriend,

Sushi broke up with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArdentMage404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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I couldn't decide what Asian food I wanted more: Japanese or Chinese, so.....

I just called it a Thai

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I asked my wife to cook me a Japanese meal for our anniversary

Sushi did!

πŸ‘︎ 35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amo_Amas_Amatt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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I hear Japanese cannibals like to eat raw men

R...ramen. Ok I'll leave :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goosifer999
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What do Japanese gang members do at the spa?

They relax in the Yakuzzi.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaaninja2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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What does one Japanese bee say to another?

Wasabi.

πŸ‘︎ 41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meme_meow
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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How do you say "Sup dawg?" in Japanese?

Konichihuahua

πŸ‘︎ 8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzz7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

πŸ‘︎ 1k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you
πŸ‘︎ 146
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bible_Bitchboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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