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Japanese Food Puns

A list of puns related to "Japanese Food"

Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?

Because they prefer raw men.

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👤︎ u/leif_hans
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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My girlfriend didn't like to eat Japanese food, sushi left me.
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👤︎ u/Sanitizem8
📅︎ May 10 2020
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A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
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👤︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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What’s a ‘90s computer’s favorite kind of Japanese food?

CD-ROMen

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👤︎ u/multiplesofpie
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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Japanese foods have such weird names.

They always claim to be yaki but are actually pretty yummy.

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👤︎ u/hotdogandcheeese
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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So I was trying to decide if my favorite type of Asian food is Chinese or Japanese...

I decided to call it a Thai

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👤︎ u/bigstick713
📅︎ Apr 24 2018
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There should be a Japanese restaurant that sells weird, but wonderful foods...

They should call it, Studio Nibli.

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👤︎ u/Quillo_Manar
📅︎ Jul 01 2015
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What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?

Japan

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👤︎ u/oldie101
📅︎ Jun 30 2017
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Friend's dad dropped this one on us

Going to get donuts after Japanese food:

"Hey, if we end up not getting Krispy Kreme, you dim sum, you lose some"

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👤︎ u/B3stAr0und
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
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I couldn't decide what Asian food I wanted more: Japanese or Chinese, so.....

I just called it a Thai

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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