Sashimi Puns

When you sushi a bad pun

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/plasmabro

📅︎ Jun 19 2019

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Is that a sushi roll in your pocket?

Or are you just happy sashimi?

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Confucius93

📅︎ Sep 03 2019

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*Dad singing while making sushi for the first time*

"Sashimi rolling..... they hatin'"

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak

📅︎ Aug 20 2017

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Is that a califorina roll in your pocket?

Or are you just happy sashimi

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/zachynix

📅︎ Sep 17 2018

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