Help me making a pun names based around a samurai plant

this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tarasque_Man
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How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?

He hit him with "Ja-Pan"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Trainsylvania
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Did you hear about that dyslexic japanese samurai?

He was so dishonored, he commited Sudoku.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/draadhaai
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Did you ever hear about the Samurai with only a 6 inch sheathe knife who was still an effective and deadly killer?

He was a one-hilt wonder.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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How you make samurai run away?

You sho gun...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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(OC) Samurai: So you're telling me

You can kill someone by throwing this pointy metal star at them?

Ninja: shuriken.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/4aronC
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There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bible_Bitchboy
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I talked my dad into watching a samurai movie by calling it the Japanese equivalent of a Western.

Dad: "So it's an Eastern."

I walked right into that one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/quodpossumus
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If a Samurai has second thoughts while performing seppuku..

Is he having a mid-knife crisis?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crayolalightblue
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I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...

But I can Samurais

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/S0n0fRuss
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ComeAbout
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Did you hear about the pope that wanted to be a ninja?

He was a blessing in disguise

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mr_Blobby2343
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Either I'll be home or my friend Sam will be. So you can be sure to find ...


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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tallpapab
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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Sword fighters

It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.

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