How did the Samurai defeat the enemy General?

He hit him with "Ja-Pan"

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Did you ever hear about the Samurai with only a 6 inch sheathe knife who was still an effective and deadly killer?

He was a one-hilt wonder.

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Did you hear about that dyslexic japanese samurai?

He was so dishonored, he commited Sudoku.

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How you make samurai run away?

You sho gun...

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(OC) Samurai: So you're telling me

You can kill someone by throwing this pointy metal star at them?

Ninja: shuriken.

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There is a lengthy article on Japanese sword fighters, but I can Samurais it for you
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I talked my dad into watching a samurai movie by calling it the Japanese equivalent of a Western.

Dad: "So it's an Eastern."

I walked right into that one.

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If a Samurai has second thoughts while performing seppuku..

Is he having a mid-knife crisis?

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Pun Help: The name โ€œSamโ€

Iโ€™m talking to this girl and I keep making her laugh with my stupid puns and jokes. I keep making jokes about her name so hereโ€™s a lot of what Iโ€™ve got so far:

Sambuka, Andy Samberg, Adam Samler, Samsung, Samurai, Samberine, Samdy Cheeks, Samta Clause, Sampster, Green eggs and Sam, Samiel Radcliffe, Samtrix, And a few more

They can be as far fetched as humanely possible! They donโ€™t even have to make sense. All help would be appreciated :)

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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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Either I'll be home or my friend Sam will be. So you can be sure to find ...

SAMURAI

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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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Sword fighters

It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.

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